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gobigbluebell

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How bout this Texan who accidentally misplaced his West African banded cobra and told everyone “don’t worry, it’s probably dead, can’t handle this heat”. Imagine being his neighbor.

Krazy, do you own any exotic pets?
 
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justa

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There was a spitting cobra loose here a few weeks ago, came from some jackass that has tons of exotic snakes.

Come to find out the toucher had been loose since last year, just happened to be spotted recently.


Snake people just need to remove themselves from society. Takes a special type of weirdo to enjoy snakes as a pet.
 
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Honestly, they’re so ridiculous that it wouldn’t take much to convince me that it’s entirely an act.
I disagree. There's a crew of this wacko fringe Catholic group that lives off this private road behind my neighborhood. My buddy drove his golf cart down that road and he said the Children of the Corn came out and confronted him. He said the kids who talked to him looked like they had never been in front of anybody from "the outside" before. The next day there were two huge signs warning people to never drive down that private road. I can totally see lunatics like that doing the Westboro thing.
 

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Friday Randos:

- My new job is less than a quarter of a mile from Belterra which is cool to come down and watch the horseys race during lunch from the parking lot. The lot is filled with a bunch of degenerate old gamblers drinking Natty Ice or whatever while they stare at their racing forms.

- Really looking forward to the football practice updates, I think the Cats win 8 or more this year. If Coen is the real-deal and Stoops gives him full reign good times are ahead...we just need playmakers.

- I know it isn’t the most opportune time to buy with the way the market is, but I want a new house. I’ve been renting for the past 4 or 5 years trying to save post-divorce and am tired of it.

- Took my 6 year-old daughter to her first Reds game a few weeks ago, that has to be one of the highlights of being a Dad for me. I’ve never been a proponent of taking her until she could remember it.

- My buddy and I used to catch rattlesnakes and copperheads in my teens and sell them to a local church for $20 a pop...probably wasn’t the best choice, but it was Harlan.

Friday Five:

I am Steve - Hey Steve
New Realization - Sublime
The Search - NF
Weird Side - Oliver Hart
Sunshine - Atmosphere
 

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I disagree. There's a crew of this wacko fringe Catholic group that lives off this private road behind my neighborhood. My buddy drove his golf cart down that road and he said the Children of the Corn came out and confronted him. He said the kids who talked to him looked like they had never been in front of anybody from "the outside" before. The next day there were two huge signs warning people to never drive down that private road. I can totally see lunatics like that doing the Westboro thing.
Gonna need more info than that. Don't you have a drone or something?

Speaking of creepy, culty seclusion and new urbanist neighborhoods, I came across this one on Instagram one day and looked deeper out of curiosity. Came away horrified. Tell me this neighborhood's promo isn't a trailer for a new indie, slow-burn horror flick. I'm constantly expecting an orchestral burst and the A24 logo.

 

justa

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Trying to get odds from my crew on whether the gridiron cats win equal to more games this year as the BB did last season. No takers so far.

"Notorious Things" with Bone & Biggie popped up on RTB Radio for the drive home yesterday. Man I forgot what a jam that was, put me in the right hype for the evening.
 
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Gonna need more info than that. Don't you have a drone or something?

Speaking of creepy, culty seclusion and new urbanist neighborhoods, I came across this one on Instagram one day and looked deeper out of curiosity. Came away horrified. Tell me this neighborhood's promo isn't a trailer for a new indie, slow-burn horror flick. I'm constantly expecting an orchestral burst and the A24 logo.

That Sernebe neighborhood... 🙌🙌🙌

Re: the crazy Catholics... I don't know how to describe it. There's a church back there, which is what my buddy went to go see. But it's a private church just for the family, which they operate some weird mail order business out of. Here's the link: Our Lady of the Rosary. But it's a spread of like 5 homesteads - and just weird looking and acting people. Straight from a horror film.
 

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It’s all the inbreeding that is the problem with them. Just think how many more are being made with all the lockdown over Covid. Only silver lining is they’re the ones not getting vaccinated so nature should help ebb the tide.
 

justa

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"Visit our "Online Store" (mail order only - no credit cards). Just print the last page at checkout and mail with payment (check or money order) to the address listed on that page."

That "Current issues" link is something else. Holy **** balls religious freaks are weird.
 

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It’s all the inbreeding that is the problem with them. Just think how many more are being made with all the lockdown over Covid. Only silver lining is they’re the ones not getting vaccinated so nature should help ebb the tide.
And the railroads.
 
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"Visit our "Online Store" (mail order only - no credit cards). Just print the last page at checkout and mail with payment (check or money order) to the address listed on that page."

That "Current issues" link is something else. Holy **** balls religious freaks are weird.
You mean like this one?:
  • Talk on education and television by Dominican Sisters - The Dominican Sisters stress the importance of a good education and correcting our children's vices then give numerous reasons for getting rid of that "Satan's Box", the television. The talk is addressed to parents, but applies to everyone. The message is clear: Catholicity and television are incompatible. Set yourself and your family free from this tyrant!
I hope no one tells them about smart phones!
 
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justa

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  • Require that your girls help around the house.
  • Throw out the makeup, the fingernail polish and the rest, for all of this develops the worship of the body to the detriment of the soul

Bout time someone put these makeup wearing, career minded hussies in their place.
 
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