The Tuscaloosa honeysuckle...
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What the hell is wrong with people!? That is some crazy stuff.Mind blown.
To quote Gaylord Focker regarding expressing his cat, "Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples." At least he didn't go as far as the author of this story. For cripes sakes.
I have a really hard time believing this.
The lady has been breastfeeding for 9 months- she knows the schedule and how long she can go between feedings before she experiences this discomfort. She's also presumably been to a football game and has an idea of how long it takes. Despite this, she only makes it to HALFTIME?
There are some other things that just don't add up, all in all it doesn't pass the smell test.
This would make for a decent scene in an awful comedy, assuming the explanation is better. But I'm not buying it as told.
The lady has been breastfeeding for 9 months- she knows the schedule and how long she can go between feedings before she experiences this discomfort. She's also presumably been to a football game and has an idea of how long it takes. Despite this, she only makes it to HALFTIME?
There are some other things that just don't add up, all in all it doesn't pass the smell test.
This would make for a decent scene in an awful comedy, assuming the explanation is better. But I'm not buying it as told.
That's the most ludicrous, load of horse **** I've ever read since...well, the AP preseason top 25.
I don't know if this qualifies as "wild," but reminds me of a story I once heard:
The Shreveport Sucky-Sucky
by anonymous
They say that necessity is the mother of invention but I think opportunity must be the father.
I’m a fan of female bodybuilding. More accurately, I’m a fan of female bodybuilders. In fact, I used to date one.
That was a long time ago.
I am a working man now, with a blog.
So, November 23, 2010.
If you don't automatically remember this day, you will. It was the 2010 Louisiana Female Bodybuilding Association State Championship. My bodybuilder girlfriend (“Betty”) and I headed to Shreveport bright and early. Betty was one of the favorites that year, after a disappointing second-place finish in 2009. But she had spent the past year working out even harder, doubling down on her “supplements.” The physical changes were nothing less than astonishing.
The night began without a hitch. She was in the lead after the first two events, and it appeared she might just win the whole thing. And then it happened.
I was getting Betty oiled up for the solo bikini competition, when suddenly I noticed what can only be described as a massive erection. You see, while I knew all about Betty’s anatomical changes, little did I know she had recently begun taking my ED medication to further boost her testosterone. And now here I was face-to-face with the dreaded four-hour erection they’re always talking about on those television ads.
Just then the attendant appeared. “Betty, you’re on in 15 minutes,” he said, as Betty began to cry bitterly. It appeared her night was over, since she certainly couldn’t take the stage in a bikini with a raging boner. But then I noticed there was a family bathroom just off the stage, and right then and there I knew what I had to do. I took Betty by the hand, led her to the bathroom, loosened my jaw, and did what any true lover of a female bodybuilder would have done.
She lost that night to some roided up freak from Houma. I put in my best effort that day, and in spite of all I had given, we came up short.
However, the karma of my sacrifice came around. By the time the 2011 State Championship rolled around, we blew the competition away. Betty was the 2011 Louisiana Female Bodybuilding State Champion. IT finally came.
The Shreveport Sucky-Sucky
by anonymous
They say that necessity is the mother of invention but I think opportunity must be the father.
I’m a fan of female bodybuilding. More accurately, I’m a fan of female bodybuilders. In fact, I used to date one.
That was a long time ago.
I am a working man now, with a blog.
So, November 23, 2010.
If you don't automatically remember this day, you will. It was the 2010 Louisiana Female Bodybuilding Association State Championship. My bodybuilder girlfriend (“Betty”) and I headed to Shreveport bright and early. Betty was one of the favorites that year, after a disappointing second-place finish in 2009. But she had spent the past year working out even harder, doubling down on her “supplements.” The physical changes were nothing less than astonishing.
The night began without a hitch. She was in the lead after the first two events, and it appeared she might just win the whole thing. And then it happened.
I was getting Betty oiled up for the solo bikini competition, when suddenly I noticed what can only be described as a massive erection. You see, while I knew all about Betty’s anatomical changes, little did I know she had recently begun taking my ED medication to further boost her testosterone. And now here I was face-to-face with the dreaded four-hour erection they’re always talking about on those television ads.
Just then the attendant appeared. “Betty, you’re on in 15 minutes,” he said, as Betty began to cry bitterly. It appeared her night was over, since she certainly couldn’t take the stage in a bikini with a raging boner. But then I noticed there was a family bathroom just off the stage, and right then and there I knew what I had to do. I took Betty by the hand, led her to the bathroom, loosened my jaw, and did what any true lover of a female bodybuilder would have done.
She lost that night to some roided up freak from Houma. I put in my best effort that day, and in spite of all I had given, we came up short.
However, the karma of my sacrifice came around. By the time the 2011 State Championship rolled around, we blew the competition away. Betty was the 2011 Louisiana Female Bodybuilding State Champion. IT finally came.
Nope. Not buying it....
This story is just a very, very weird penthouse forum type tale.
This story is just a very, very weird penthouse forum type tale.
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