GYERO ARCHIVE

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TheShowKiller

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While acknowledging Mitch Barnhart has been an overall good AD and I'm sure is a fine person...I would submit some very judgmental assumptions about him:

*Bad tipper.
*Slow golfer who refuses to let anyone play through.
*Whole milk drinker.
*Slow left lane driver.
*Has a belt cell phone holder.
*Stair stepper is his preferred exercise machine.
 

TheShowKiller

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I'd say Mitch tips exactly 15% and stays in the right lane driving slightly under the speed limit because he thinks that's what you're supposed to do. He follows every road sign to the letter, guaranteed.
No way he gets to 15%. He probably thinks those whipper snappers are overpaid as is to take his pancake with whole milk order.

He gets in the left lane a mile in a half before having to make a left turn because the anxiety of trying to turn lanes at the last minute would pop his top button.
 
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Hank Camacho

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-leave whole milk* out of this, mother****ers.

*assuming its certified grass-fed/organic.

Yeah. 2% and skim are way more, uh, foppish and anal retentive than whole milk.

I can't see Mitch Barnhart letting loose and having full fat anything. He probably logs all his meals on myfitnesspal or something and runs a quarterly nutritional analysis.
 
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The whole top button deal is somewhat disturbing, tbh. Giant red flag. I mean if you were at a party and a dude rolls in with his top button buttoned it would create a record scratch sitch.

It just screams I’m an ******* so deal with it.
 

MaxPowerrr

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Drove by the BSB this am BECAUSE NOONE CAN DRIVE ON IT and holy crap. It looks like a movie set. Yeah that thing is gonna be shut down for awhile. Thankfully we have powerful reps in Congress that can get this thing replaced.
 

anthonys735

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Just need to make sure they use the John Roebling when delivering the award. Don't want that sucker to get stuck in the rusted out death trap.
 

anthonys735

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Totally on brand for the Reds. Sorry, Trevor, we were delivering your Cy Young and the bridge collapsed. By rule, it's now awarded to Jake.
 

wcc31

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Briefs:

- Anth’s continued lack of class is disappointing but not unexpected from a Dixie Highway italian.

- Kate Mara is one classy babe.

- After 20 years, finally watching The West Wing. Pumped.

- It’s not easy but when an infant is screaming in your face, just keep running your offense- shushes, pats, swaying, etc.

- Mitch is a square but at least he’s not a clown like Dabo Swinney.

- COVID blowing TF up in NKY. I have the receipts. Stay boring. Stay safe.

- Saw Mashburn’s career high in Rupp. Saw Prince’s 5 threes. Saw many other great efforts. Best night I experienced was when Stevie Franchise came to town.

- COVID has been a bastard but I’ll be damed if it hasn’t brought us some good music.

- The Brent Spence took Kenton County right off the table for the Mrs. when we house-hunting three years back.
 

krazykats

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wcc31, any signs of swollen gums in that babies mouth? Once teeth have any sign it’s a nightmare because you can’t see the pain. Also the ear infections that come with!

Maybe it’s too early for all that, but be aware because even 2 weeks of trying to sooth a baby in pain can only be accompanied by Tylenol for them and high proof brown water for you!!
 
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wcc31

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wcc31, any signs of swollen gums in that babies mouth? Once teeth have any sign it’s a nightmare because you can’t see the pain. Also the ear infections that come with!

Maybe it’s too early for all that, but be aware because even 2 weeks of trying to sooth a baby in pain can only be accompanied by Tylenol for them and high proof brown water for you!!

Waiting until she’s 6-7 months to introduce her to bourbon. My gawd man- this isn’t Perry County.
 
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