Destroying the planet, just like the rest of our parents.Come to think of it, WTF were my parents doing all the time?
You guys were real jerks to me that summer making me dance with my shirt off and hang out with the weird looking guy and I’ve never forgotten or forgiven you.One time some of us were at my friend Mikey's house and we wandered up into the attic and found a treasure map. We went out to an old abandoned restaurant to search underneath for the treasure, because we thought it might lead to enough gold and riches that our neighborhood might be saved from being razed for development.
Anyway, we found the treasure. Or, rather, my friends did. I was taken captive by a family of three hardened criminals, and was tied up next to their monstrous deformed son. We broke free and eventually joined up with the rest of the gang, helping them defeat the criminals. My friend Mikey had morals and principles and whatnot, so he wanted to leave the treasure behind. Thankfully, his Hispanic housekeeper found a diamond in his coat pocket, and all our houses were saved.
I'll never forget that crazy summer.
I went to the horseshoe for the game where the Ihio U mascot tackled the buckeye mascot in pregame and for their team a penalty. The fans were just general FIFO douchebags with cargo shorts and air Max's. They weren't too ******, but they definitely werent welcoming.You would be correct. It’s been since law school, but I’ve been to about 10 games there back in the Maurice Clarett days. I wouldn’t consider it hospitable in the least. I don’t recall any of their fans, ever, being welcoming to opposing fans. They were generally either outright dicks, or simply ignored them totally.
I’ll tell you though, there are few things better than seeing Ohio State get stabbed in the heart at home. They can’t wrap their heads around it.
Mine is still on the workbench in the shop at the farm. Never caught a fish with it.Did anyone ever catch a fish with this knife?
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Made the mistake of packing one of those water guns in my carry on on my spring break trip to see my grandmother as a 4th grader. Boy was that a whole deal.It’s mind boggling how many toy assault rifles, ninja swords, Rambo knives, etc. we had in our house (3 boys) growing up and how utterly insane that arsenal would look today.
What were the battery operated squirt guns that were made to look like real machine guns?
It has, just now it’s a reference to a vast online conspiracy theory involving Wayfair, pizza restaurants, and JFK Jr."Smear the Q****" hasn't held up with the times.
It's a given you're terrible, but could you at least be succinct?One day i was standing in the bathroom of my friend "Shep"s house and sticking a baseball bat out into the long hall way as he threw Chinese throwing stars and they would stick in the wooden bat. I got a little too brave and stuck out the bat as if i was trying to bunt. Well the Chinese star stuck right in my right third finger. Blood flew everywhere, my friend was terrified thinking he cut my finger off.
Had a many of knots on the back of my head practicing twirling nunchakus around my head, a few nutt shots going around my waist. I learned pretty damn quick to get good at twirling speed chucks. Also had a blow dart gun, real American Ninja catsfanbgky was in his younger days.
Firing bottle rockets at each other back in the day was a real "blast". I remember running around with several holes with black rings around them all over my shirt.
In Madisonville I lived close to the mall, and there was a huge saw mill behind it, mounds and mounds of saw dust was built up, King Of The Mountain was truly fun, 15-20 foot falls landing in saw dust was pretty damn scary until you actually landed, a free fall of sorts.
Had a Puch and later a Mongoose BMX bike fully equipped with the newest, freshest California Sun Pads, we would go to the Madisonville City Park and had a dirt ramp we would jump a huge ditch about 15 feet wide. One day I got a little too cocky, landed, flew over the handle bars, few scraps and cuts, but the worst was a torn knee ligament. Ouch.
Train jumping was a blast, had to know when to get off before it built up too much speed. We had a train yard close to our house and we would sneak in the caboose and steal the oval kerosene lantern things. We would use them as light when camping in the woods behind PP Mall. We also would steal the Nitroglycerine packs they would keep stored. Dangerous, but fun to blow up. Down side to being juvenile delinquents was the rail road guys would fire salt guns at us. Talk about a painful, burning feel when you got hit with one, whoa boy.
Lots of other juvenile stuff like throwing rolled up newspapers at cars, putting a bunch of nails in the road with paint poured out for cars to run over. Also would take cassette tapes and tear the film out of them and tie it to street signs on both sides of the road and hide in bushes and watch cars run threw it like a finish line was quite a rush when running from the scene. Not now, but back then the funniest thing I can remember was the time we took a bike frame out in the middle of the road on the descending part of a big hill on Park Ave. The car topped the hill and the frame laid blindly on the other side of the apex of the hill. A car ran over the frame and drug it for what seemed like a mile, with sparks flying from the frame dragging along the underneath the car and road. Looking back on it all, it was really stupid and very delinquent, but as a young teenager with nothing to do in a Podunk town, it was our entertainment and sort of a rebellious release.
GD Ritzys was dope though.
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