Need to hear both sides, Max. They dont show what the baby did to provoke the monkey.
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In my day, when a monkey stole a toddler, you just had a big laugh and went and made another baby. And then when that baby died of whooping cough or TB or whatever, you made another one. And then when your wife died in labor, you married her sister. SIMPLER TIMES
The Last Dance soundtrack has been phenomenal thus far. Threw in some Outkast last night along with Connected by Stereo MC's.... what a great, forgotten hit.
Toddler handled that really well, like maybe it has happened before.
-Monkeys are little bastards. Little f*ckers in Tanzania would just jump in the middle of your table, take your lunch, back into a tree in like 2 seconds. Then they eat it while pointing and laughing at you. One swiped my ankle when I turned my back on him to walked off. Broke the skin and all, thought for sure I was dead with some weird disease.
-Crazy bitty rolled right through a stop sign and I was about 1/3 through the intersection. Slammed on the gas and swerved, she barley clipped my bumper and only broke the small lower tail light, but the ***** didn't even slow down. Subaru just kept rolling. I'm not sure she even noticed.
-Speaking of steaks, we bought the Jeff Ruby's package. $140 for 4 prime steaks, a massive bowl of their mac n cheese, and freddie salad and a whole loaf of sour dough. Nice treat.
-Extraction, better than I expected, but not great overall. Enjoyed the Willoughbys though.
-Lows hitting the upper 20s this week.
FOH.
-Didn't agree with his policy much at all but Obama is one of those dudes I'll end up liking a lot down the road. Just like Clinton and I assume Bush for the reasonable Dems. The guy just knows how to hold an audience. Really liked his input on MJ last night.
-Deandre Williams? Is Cal trying to add two more players?
-90's were awesome.
-Crazy bitty rolled right through a stop sign and I was about 1/3 through the intersection. Slammed on the gas and swerved, she barley clipped my bumper and only broke the small lower tail light, but the ***** didn't even slow down. Subaru just kept rolling. I'm not sure she even noticed.
-Speaking of steaks, we bought the Jeff Ruby's package. $140 for 4 prime steaks, a massive bowl of their mac n cheese, and freddie salad and a whole loaf of sour dough. Nice treat.
-Extraction, better than I expected, but not great overall. Enjoyed the Willoughbys though.
-Lows hitting the upper 20s this week.
FOH.-Didn't agree with his policy much at all but Obama is one of those dudes I'll end up liking a lot down the road. Just like Clinton and I assume Bush for the reasonable Dems. The guy just knows how to hold an audience. Really liked his input on MJ last night.
-Deandre Williams? Is Cal trying to add two more players?
-90's were awesome.
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doc sleeping in today?
Got attacked by the King Monkey at the Ubud Monkey Forest in Bali.
Was attempting to feed one of the baby monkeys the small plantanes they offer there to feed the monkeys and was blindsided by the largest MF Monkey ever seen.
My friend unfortunately got the footage on his GoPro, but much like that infamous Monte Carlo Dream Team Scrimmage, the full video will never see the light of day, as it's been confiscated by me
Was attempting to feed one of the baby monkeys the small plantanes they offer there to feed the monkeys and was blindsided by the largest MF Monkey ever seen.
My friend unfortunately got the footage on his GoPro, but much like that infamous Monte Carlo Dream Team Scrimmage, the full video will never see the light of day, as it's been confiscated by me
That was only the second worst thing to happen to Champs that day. His Bali United cricket team was absolutely wrecked by Java Cricket Club in a test match.
Good primates on both sides imo
*Nice round of hangover golf yesterday at Nevel Meade. As always, course was immaculate...I was not.
*Pretty sound Saturday night. Margarita's flowing at the amphitheater topped off with 3 shots of Tequila at the home of a Romanian Chemical Engineer that was pimping the **** out of Kirkland brand liquors. Shew...
May have already told this story...sorry if repeated...i was drunk.
*Ransomware at work...again. This time originating out of Australia. What a **** show. Twice in 3 months. That's not the worst thing to happen, either. We can't add people because the agency we use has 5 cases of COVID-19 in their offices. Totally shut down for now. Only 1 got remotely sick.
*Always been suspicious of small monkeys.
*Any of you buy a rub or always make it yourself?
*Pretty sound Saturday night. Margarita's flowing at the amphitheater topped off with 3 shots of Tequila at the home of a Romanian Chemical Engineer that was pimping the **** out of Kirkland brand liquors. Shew...
May have already told this story...sorry if repeated...i was drunk.
*Ransomware at work...again. This time originating out of Australia. What a **** show. Twice in 3 months. That's not the worst thing to happen, either. We can't add people because the agency we use has 5 cases of COVID-19 in their offices. Totally shut down for now. Only 1 got remotely sick.
*Always been suspicious of small monkeys.
*Any of you buy a rub or always make it yourself?
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That depends on what you are rubbing, Bern (insert Doc comment here).
I have used Big Green Egg's Cosmic Cow on brisket before and I have tried several from Colonel De's Gourmet Spices at Findlay Market. The next time you get up to Cincy, I recommend hitting up Col. De's. Cool place. I Have also bought a jar of rib rub at Rendezvous in Memphis.
But I usually make my own.
Time to click that follow button on Mark Blankenbaker and Mark Ennis for at least a week. Schaudenfreude! Sheriff is already incredulous that this is happening because the NCAA is moving towards allowing kids to make money off their likenesses, and because Louisville never played Brian Bowen. Case closed.
Was going to say about the only thing this weekend needed was sports so Monday morning NOA for a hated rival will have to suffice.
Wow I bet they get the Death Penalty and get banned from postseason play and lose a bunch of scholarships and can’t be shown on live television and lose tons of revenue and their program suffers big time for decades and never recovers.
Really opens the door for Bellarmine to become "Louisville's Team"
The Ruby’s meal also included asparagus if you care about such things. The guest relations manager called yesterday to make sure all was good and to ask if we had any suggestions or requests.
Speaking of rubs, we bought a can of Ruby’s rub and Anth used it on the steaks.
The press conference is boring thus far.
Speaking of rubs, we bought a can of Ruby’s rub and Anth used it on the steaks.
The press conference is boring thus far.
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Kind of sh-tty of the NCAA to do this while so many people are suffering.
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Posted on 44 mins, , User Since 202 months ago, User Post Count: 4,156
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Kind of sh-tty of the NCAA to do this while so many people are suffering.
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Hopefully these idiots fight it. That would be excellent. They really have a hard time understanding the difference in what UNC did and having a coach on video arranging $100,000 payments to a player. Oh well, been a long time since we had some sweet sweet ham. Certainly a need serving of ham as Floyd went from being Mons Venus to fake *** Green Acres over the last 2 years. FOH with that awe shucks ********. 20 years before that's going to work.
NES’s Marble Madness was a great, highly underrated video game.
I used to buy all of mine until I found a rub that is very easy and cheap to make.. Go to amazingribs.com. There is a rub called "Meatheads Memphis Dust", it is the very best rub for pork I have ever tried.
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