GYERO ARCHIVE

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BernieSadori

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Bad news for you bottoms out there:

Saw an ad for a pill that helps prevent AIDS. The main side effect is diarrhea.

I'm not sure if it's the complexity of the pill that prevents AIDS or if the pill is simply a laxative. Either seems extremely effective.
 
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See what he's saying is it's hard for gay people to have butt sex if they're shitting themselves uncontrollably. And because scientifically gay people get aids more than heterosexual people, it's possible that the only reason it stops aids is by stopping the gay people from having gay sex. Cause of the uncontrollable shitting.
 
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I know rap is gay but these DJ battles from the old school dudes from actual hip hop eras have been fun. Mannie vs Storch was awesome.

DJ Premier vs RZA @ 9 tonight. Two Goats - sorry to Wu Tang apologists, but Preemo gonna wash him.
 
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Babyface with a positive Coronavirus test today. If y’all really do love 90’s R&B, better thoughts and prayers this legend to a healthy outcome.
 

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I know rap is gay but these DJ battles from the old school dudes from actual hip hop eras have been fun. Mannie vs Storch was awesome.

DJ Premier vs RZA @ 9 tonight. Two Goats - sorry to Wu Tang apologists, but Preemo gonna wash him.


Ain’t nobody fn with Premier.
 

BernieSadori

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See what he's saying is it's hard for gay people to have butt sex if they're shitting themselves uncontrollably. And because scientifically gay people get aids more than heterosexual people, it's possible that the only reason it stops aids is by stopping the gay people from having gay sex. Cause of the uncontrollable shitting.
Nailed it.
50/50 that Bernie is a closet homo, as much as he obsesses over it.
I didn't write the commercial, bub. I only interpret what they are really saying.

Have a blood pressure medicine commercial that's been on my mind lately too.
 

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ABC played The Ten Commandments on Easter for like 50 years, then recently started playing it the night before. OK, that’s fine, it’s like 5 hours long and no one finishes it on Sunday night.

Went to watch it tonight only to find out they played it last weekend.

WTF? That’s like TBS doing a marathon of The Christmas Story on December 13th.
 

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I haven’t had a DVD player in 10 years. We cued it up to stream though since it’s a holiday tradition and all.
 
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