You have a fax

[Tin Cup Cowboy]

Putting you on notice that we will strike without notice.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/20/world/asia/north-korea-threats/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

 

[patdog]

That's funny. They really sent a fax?

 

[DerHntr]

We are going to run the ball with RK if he is lined up at tailback and you will never know it is coming.

With love,

Hugh Freeze

 

[Shmuley]

"Strongly worded telegraph to follow!"

 

[DerHntr]

That's funny. They really sent a fax?

Pretty sure they don't have email yet.

 

[Shmuley]

"Comrade Fung! Release carrier pigeon!"

 

[OzarkaNSW]

Dennis Rodman in route, they good.

 

[Arloguthrie]

It's not clear whether the commitment is binding because reports are circulating that Kim Jong II's mom stole the original copy of the letter.

 

[starkvegasdawg]

They may be serious this time:

 

[57stratdawg]

Response: "look for my email, LULZ"

 

[Shmuley]

Starting to look like North Korea is playing with hate. I think NK may want it more.

 

[HD6]

I spoke to several veterans who said Korea was just another war for them.*

 

[DerHntr]

Luckily the fax number is very well known: 867-9305

 

[Arloguthrie]

Pyongyang, North Korea (CNN) -- CNN has confirmed that South Korea has faxed a second response to North Korea’s threat of military action. In this new fax, South Korea states, “The people of South Korea will not be intimidated by the hatred and aggression of North Korea. We have always viewed China as our one true military threat and regional rival, and frankly we don’t spend much time worrying about you poor farmers and your comical leader.”

When this fax was read on North Korean radio, the people of North Korea immediately took to the streets, wailing and screaming and cutting themselves, cries of torment and gnashing of teeth echoing over the entire countryside, their tears of self-pity converging into a powerful river which threatens to level several cities. Experts expect this period of mourning to continue for the foreseeable future.

 

[FISHDAWG]

Luckily the fax number is very well known: 867-5309

 

[patdog]

From the old days before SPS existed.

8679305 - Dawgstudent's username after dawgstudent was banned. Also, despite anything else you may have heard or seen, he simply screwed up Jenny's number, although some John Nash fan club Bulldogs are still trying to decipher it.

SPS Lexicon

 

[TheDawgOfWar]

Or 8675309 too

 

[patdog]

Damn, dude. You're on a roll.

 

[seshomoru]

your and idiot

Jenny's number, dubmass *****, 19.83%, Avid Reader Day, Meyer(sp)... we're losing touch with them all. The lexicon should be mandatory lest this place goes to Croom.

 

[AFDawg]

Even Nigeria has email.**

 

[Drebin]

Jenny's number, dubmass *****, 19.83%, Avid Reader Day, Meyer(sp)... we're losing touch with them all. The lexicon should be mandatory lest this place goes to Croom.

I personally miss Avid Reader Day. It's fun to reminisce over the old times...running the roads with Flash Gordon, Chuck Norris, Rosey Grier, and Wal-, um, The Avid Reader.

 

[seshomoru]

"We win all wars and parties."

"Those responsible for failed missiles have been run over with bus of faith by Supreme Leader! Finest warriors in land have chosen the only Korea in the Koreas!

 

[AFDawg]

You, sir, are a national treasure.

"This is our peninsula."

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

This is what it said...

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Fantastic.

 

[DerHntr]

LEXICON BITCHES!

GOTCHA

 

[DerHntr]

Houston 2010 does not believe you

 

[DerHntr]

and to think, if I was Elite I would have missed out on this lovely rebel non-sense

 

[CooterDavenport]

Today the Elite are busy worrying about Matt Stevens being a meany-pants.

 

[OrrDawg]

I think all that was in reaction to what Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty said.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

How dare you give these rebel scum special treatment.**

.

 

[Battle.sixpack]

South Korea does not consider North Korea their real rival...

Its LSU

 

[drt7891]

I motion for 6pack remembers.

Is there a second?

 

[drt7891]

ITS YOU'RE AN IDIOT **********,... I bet you did horrible on the English portion of the act... Probably less than a 24. Dubmass. *****.

ETA: I WAS VALEDICTORIAN!!1!1!1

 

[Tin Cup Cowboy]

New info with picture of fax machine

Actual photo of fax machine with "Glorious and Exalted Leader" photo in background

 

[Shamoan]

looks like the backlash to the fax is being met with the more modern threat....the "electronic mail" threat.

yep, lots of hate. south korea better abandon all of their love or else, this thing is going to be a bloodbath.

 

[KurtRambis4]

You obviously have never been interviewed**

*

 

[Lawdawg.sixpack]

^^ classic.

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

How classic would it be to find out what the fax number to NK was? Aside from possibly having NK do something stupid in and they have to be annihilated.