I had a ****** day and now I’m drunk. Which is my God given right. Let me just say this:
1. Ear phones (pods? listening devices?) are a god-send sometimes. Pour me four bourbons and then put some Sturgill on. And no, honey, I can’t hear the first goddamned thing of whatever it is your wine soaked mouth is rambling on about. But, glad you have Big Little Lies on for apparent background noise.
2. How about Phil Hoskins. No one is running on us next year, sorry.
3. I’m not a basketball, but Exit The Dragon solves a lot of unforced problems, IMO. Give me Brooks and the Chinaman filling out our rotation and I think that will work.
4. I like driving. And I’m good at it. Want to race. Would love to have a performance car to play with. Out of necessity (million kids) we have SUV’s for daily drivers. Not in a position to buy a Dr Boat car for the weekend. But what about buying like a five year old Maxima or 6-banger Accord just to keep around for driving pleasure? Not unreasonable or ostentatious, and amazing driving dynamics when compared to my 10-year-old 4 Runner. Is that fair or am I missing something?
5. Do normal gay dudes get pissed at all the weirdos in the gay parades walking around in purple polka dot g-strings and such? I’m guessing they do. Being a mainstream gay dude is probably a pretty tough niche to fit in.
6. If you are still reading this, you should probably go f**k yourself.