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Most underrated super annoying thing about going out to eat with a group.....

** server approaches **

blackened chicken salad?
blackened chicken salad?
blackened chicken salad?
** blank stares, confusion **
ummmm.....i had the bbq pork chops with a side caesar?
no, sorry. this is a blackened chicken salad.
anyone?
anyone?
that's not the chicken and waffles, is it?
no, that's coming out shortly.
blackened chicken salad?
** server checks ticket again **
it's a blackened chicken salad.
seat 1 had the ribs, seat 2 had wings, seat 3 had the flatbread pizza.....?
BLACKENED CHICKEN SALAD. WHO HAD THE BLACKENED CHICKEN SALAD?
oops, that's me!
** ******* peaks up from staring at cell phone **
yeah, i think i had....salad? blackened chicken? yep, down here.


[eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll]
 

PuffyNips

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* wildcat1973, you will definitely have a seat on the bus soon. Don't worry. Too busy with BLACK FRIDAY SALES EVENTS!!!!! to photoshop your goofy *** right now.

* I've got 2 people ready to go, but they've been on their best behavior so far.

* Lots of 3's and dunks in the 2 weekend games. Bitches were quiet. I like it.

* Just wait until the Bengals fire Marvin and bench Dalton!!!

* I'm too touching nervous about this football game this weekend. I don't know how you folks living in the Ville can stand it this week.

* Frozen 2 last night. Not as good as the first, but solid.

SPOILER - Elsa got even hotter.

* Disney Princess Cartoon Chicks Top 10:

1. Elsa
2. Little Mermaid
3. Rapunzel
4. Aurora
5. Jasmine
6. Cinderella
7. Belle
8. Anna
9. Pocahontas
10. Snow White
 
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MaxPowerrr

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I think I’ve crossed the rubicon when it comes to the Bengals. Snarky WHO DEY posts aside, I’ve stopped giving much of a ****. The reality is they suck. They’re not trying. And in 2026 when the PBS lease is up I think Mike Brown hands over control to his daughter who sells the team for close to a billion dollars and they move. So really they can draft whoever. Sign whoever. 7 years or so from now none of it will matter besides the empty stadium with about 50 years worth of payments left on it. They should set a record on Sunday for smallest crowd ever to see an NFL game since the merger and that’s what I’ll be looking for when I read any recap.
 

PuffyNips

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I think I’ve crossed the rubicon when it comes to the Bengals. Snarky WHO DEY posts aside, I’ve stopped giving much of a ****. The reality is they suck. They’re not trying. And in 2026 when the PBS lease is up I think Mike Brown hands over control to his daughter who sells the team for close to a billion dollars and they move. So really they can draft whoever. Sign whoever. 7 years or so from now none of it will matter besides the empty stadium with about 50 years worth of payments left on it. They should set a record on Sunday for smallest crowd ever to see an NFL game since the merger and that’s what I’ll be looking for when I read any recap.

I hear you. I didn't watch a second of the game yesterday.
 
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BBdK

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Sep 21, 2003
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Cal mentioned this post game, but you could actually see some roles at least starting to be defined; dudes focusing on strengths & shooters shooting. First game where we seemed to have a clue as to what we were trying to do offensively at least....baby steps. Obviously, the most important part of all that is actually seeing some shots go in.

Whitney and his signature one power dribble left/pull up tho :uzi:
 

TriangleUKCat

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Willy, I can't believe I'm going to point this out in GYERO (or anywhere for that matter) but Aurora is Sleeping Beauty so you need to figure out where to slot her and add another animated chick you want to bang to the list to round it out.
 
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cricket3

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May 29, 2001
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One of the underrated things about extended family Thanksgiving celebrations is you get unsolicited parenting advice from your 22 year old cousin with 3 kids 4 and under. Never mind the fact that she was in arrested for drug possession while she was pregnant with 2 of the 3 and was was not allowed to be with her children unsupervised while she was on house arrest.

[thumb2] Thanks cuz.
 

joeyrupption

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One of the underrated things about extended family Thanksgiving celebrations is you get unsolicited parenting advice from your 22 year old cousin with 3 kids 4 and under. Never mind the fact that she was in arrested for drug possession while she was pregnant with 2 of the 3 and was was not allowed to be with her children unsupervised while she was on house arrest.

[thumb2] Thanks cuz.
I would just repeatedly counter with unsolicited advice to not “possess drugs” -and build it up as a real, novel “tip” each time.
 

GonzoCat90

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One of the underrated things about extended family Thanksgiving celebrations is you get unsolicited parenting advice from your 22 year old cousin with 3 kids 4 and under. Never mind the fact that she was in arrested for drug possession while she was pregnant with 2 of the 3 and was was not allowed to be with her children unsupervised while she was on house arrest.

[thumb2] Thanks cuz.

I can picture the gray Aeropostale hoodie and salon fingernails.
 

justa

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Feb 23, 2003
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One of the underrated things about extended family Thanksgiving celebrations is you get unsolicited parenting advice from your 22 year old cousin with 3 kids 4 and under. Never mind the fact that she was in arrested for drug possession while she was pregnant with 2 of the 3 and was was not allowed to be with her children unsupervised while she was on house arrest.

[thumb2] Thanks cuz.

More importantly, can you have wine or do you have to make special considerations for certain family members as well?
 

CSC81

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Randoms:

- Haven't posted in a while, so way behind on this, but Piven was a solid show. Can tell he's still kind of perfecting his routine in spots, but very funny overall.

- Can't ask for much more than three convincing wins in three days for Wildcat fan, no matter the opponents.

- Pretty nervous about this Louisville game and just really badly want this win, especially don't want to lose to that bunch with a first-year coach. No idea what to expect.

- Swimmer figured out that we know each other outside GYERO due to us having some friends in common with a standing Friday afternoon happy hour we both sometimes join. Great guy.

- Frozen II with the whole family over the weekend. I actually liked it better than the first one. Those geniuses at (edit because I'm completely out of it) Disney just have it figured out, know how to keep the parents entertained, as well.

- I'll probably wear pants, a shirt, and some shoes to my family's Thanksgiving gathering. Maybe a jacket if it's chilly. Likely will eat some turkey, too.

- I'm not the NFL football I used to be, but there's still something about those Thanksgiving games every year that will never lose their luster for me. Laying around with family, eating too much, some cocktails and collides, and football on TV all day long. America.

- Got my Clark Griswold on yesterday and hung lights on the outside of the house for the first time ever. Won't be sending Lexington to the backup power grid or anything, just one tasteful string up the sides and along the gutter and roof line. Sore from going on the roof and up and down the ladder all afternoon, though.
 
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btodd0224 n/a?

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My parents always told them “if you think you have a better way then you take the little bastard”
A young Btodd was no picnic. I actually thought ulittlesonofabitch was my last name!!
 
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One of the underrated things about extended family Thanksgiving celebrations is you get unsolicited parenting advice from your 22 year old cousin with 3 kids 4 and under. Never mind the fact that she was in arrested for drug possession while she was pregnant with 2 of the 3 and was was not allowed to be with her children unsupervised while she was on house arrest.

[thumb2] Thanks cuz.

Could be worse; her baby’s daddy could request that no wine be served at dinner.
 
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