Zion looking thicc
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Totally worth another Zion thread.
Looks like he's gotten lazy too. Opens his mouth just waiting for someone to feed him.
Imagine when he hangs the sneakers up, he may end up bigger than Antoine Walker, or Charles Barkley.
That’s ridiculous dude. Terrible logic. Not at all necessary.
There are more reasons for him to open his mouth. Why assume food?
That one made me Lol
Fridge Perry. Nike/Puma/UA/Kansas’ daddy company shut his fat *** down for the summer, the Pecans, damn, I mean the Pelicans didn’t. Too much $$$$ to lose with him huffing and puffing and struggling up and down the court before his shoe comes out in the fall. “Knee to knee contact” my ***, more like hands on knees.
Damn! Pushing for a Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers endorsement? Make that ”paper”, Zion! lol
Them Vegas buffets. He needs to play summer ball in a Planet Fitness cause it looks like he’s fitness whole pizza in his mouth.
Zion is so out of shape that even his own GM was calling him out for it the other day. Not the best start.
Damn, I don't know what you did, but that's all sorts of messed up, look at her eyes. Yuck.
Damn! Pushing for a Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers endorsement? Make that ”paper”, Zion! lol
We all know when this kind of thing is said what it leads to.
Personally I never thought Zion took the game serious enough. I’m aware that as guys get older they soften, think everyone should just have fun. But that’s not how it works. If you’re laughing and smiling more than having a face of war, I don’t want you on my team personally. Think of Zion in your mind, is he smiling or does he look pissed off? Now think of Brandon Knight. That’s the guy I want. And he had a better college career, and I bet a better nba career, with half the talent.
I don’t think Zion takes the game seriously at all.
Damn! Pushing for a Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers endorsement? Make that ”paper”, Zion! lol
Wood.
You can say none of it matters or all of it matters. It matters in degrees. Plenty of rich people are never satisfied; plenty of broke people are very fulfilled. If Zion getting paid is all that matters, don’t know why they even play the games.
Humble of him to take a pay cut by going to the NBA.
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Here comes Zion for the dunk!
Zion so fat he puts mayonnaise on his aspirin.
Here comes Zion for the dunk!
In a few years it is possible...
Damn! Pushing for a Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers endorsement? Make that ”paper”, Zion! lol
Damn near popped a hernia on this one.