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drxman1

Heisman
Nov 5, 2008
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The two most memorable things about the second gyerolympics were Geese telling us an incredible story in the pool, and the red bikini.
 
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MaxPowerrr

Heisman
Feb 9, 2006
38,504
41,065
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Joke all you want but the old ladies doing aqua aerobics in the morning before the pool officially opens are meaner than hell. No joking matter as far as I’m concerned
 
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K-GAR

Senior
Nov 17, 2004
6,061
709
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2019 GYEROlympics

Event 1 - How fast can the lawn crew you pay mow 1 acre with bonus points awarded by Sloot for judging mowing stripes
Event 2 - Consecutive ‘true form’ openings and closings of big green egg lids
Event 3 - Free Throws (three consecutive makes by anyone means chick fil a for all)
Event 4 - Long Drive contest... but hitting into a net/simulator to maximize “this machine is full of ****” complaining
Event 5 - Football Throw will be a team of 2 event; best bubble screen executed
Event 6 - Most ridiculous Steak Order detail ... you must repeat it for a 2nd time verbatim or DQ
Event 7 - timed 1 mile run but you do it on your own prior to the event and give your time, honor system guys
Event 8 - bunting contest
Event 9 - Plank-Off
Event 10 - timed “points contest”... how many credit card reward points can you earn in 60 minutes
 
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buckethead1978

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Oct 6, 2007
15,432
6,589
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I had the t-shirt for a while. Some lucky soul at the Goodwill may have it now.

PTI's girl in the referee outfit was :fire:
 
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PTI Anon1640710541

Heisman
Nov 14, 2002
40,458
53,107
113
I love this city, but it’s such a piece of **** sometimes. 7 inches today, with 15 more on the way. And water levels are already historically high due to record snowfall melting and coming downstream.

Thank god my house is in a high and dry area, but there’s flooding everywhere. I gave up trying to get home this morning and finally found a coffee shop to post up at. The first 3 I went to were closed/under water.
 
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anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
62,831
51,918
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Was referring more toward the formal definition meaning "hunting game." However the 3rd definition meaning "clear the throat noisily" would've be applicable.
 
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Hank Camacho

Heisman
May 7, 2002
28,103
11,430
113
As a married man who is not in any way seeking divorce, I fully support PTI's quest to nail every single woman who will willingly hold still long enough to let him stick it in her.

Not sure why anyone makes fun of that, tbh. Now if he dies alone in a house with no one taking care of him, that might be sad. But weighing the equities, it maybe worth it.
 
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Wodie sloot

All-American
Nov 19, 2003
11,569
6,119
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Booker Noe said:
Life just isn’t fair. This should be the next cause for the left.
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My kindergarten teacher, Ms. Marsha, at the pink daycare in a Shively used to always tell us “life isn’t fair”. Harsh to say to a bunch of five year olds, but true.

The fact that you all remember all your stats from the GYEROlympics. [laughing] I think I finally got rid of all the gear/results sheets when we moved last year.
 
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MaxPowerrr

Heisman
Feb 9, 2006
38,504
41,065
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When I was three my grandfather told me we’re all dying from the moment we’re born and forty years here I am big timing you online with that cold hard fact
 
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UK_Dallas

Heisman
Sep 17, 2015
14,732
37,032
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wildcat1973 said:
Yup 1-10. 1-6 and then pretty sure I threw the ball off the backboard 4 times as hard as I could to finish off that blaze of glory.

Won closest to the pin though. 2nd in football throw accuracy, football punt, and HR Derby.

Damn that was a long time ago.
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You might have come in 2nd in closest to pin but you certainly didn't win.
 
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krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
23,768
14,723
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Tyler Herro:fire::fire::fire:

I hope he is not apart of the trade if in fact Westbrook lands in Miami. I’m a huge Westbrook fan, but he and Butler need a shooter of Herro’s ability to really be any threat even as a surprise 5/6 seed.

Herro is the summer league MVP.
 
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mashburned

Heisman
Mar 10, 2009
40,283
49,516
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Tyler Herro came here as a shooting guard with a broken shot, now he’s a star PG in the NBA! Can you believe it?
 
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Ron Mehico

Heisman
Jan 4, 2008
15,473
33,054
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Remember when Wenyen Gabriel has that sweet slam in summer league?

One of the unforeseen consequences of divorce is the horniness of the step-brother having to live with the step-sister, apparently. By my estimation that category seems to be making up about 85% of new videos.

Some updates for all of you

Still sleep deprived? Yup
Baby still a ********? Affirmative
Baby getting thrown out the window at night? Still on the table


Got one of those complimentary free training sessions at my gym, thought it might be nice to get some new exercises in to take advantage of my limited workout time. Was quite the experience having the 23 year old blonde tell me how horrible I looked and how out of shape I am. Thanks Justine, just what I needed!
 
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cricket3

Heisman
May 29, 2001
19,095
19,741
113
Ron Mehico said:
Baby getting thrown out the window at night? Still on the table
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Pretty sure my newborn is openly mocking me when he sleeps all day after being wide awake from 1-4 AM.

And when I say all day I mean all day except when his older sister is taking her nap.
 
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