Worst town in the South and why?

[Hooston728]

I am in Conway, ark and this is seriously the ##%!+#% ******** of america. First it is a dry county which is not all that bad you know. Im talking to some mediocrely hot chick and I ask her what she is doing tonight. She says, and I quote, "go disco bowling". Ok, not that bad except one problem, no booze. I say naw sorry Im not really into the whole bowling just to bowl thing. The closest thing to fun I am told is a strip joint in some place called Maumelle(20 miles away) which I am told has very fat, stretch marked women. This town looks like it was made to be lived in by really hardcore moormans. Anyway I am stuck here for the next few days and thought everyone should know that if you ever pass through Conway, make sure you take a dump on courthouse steps before you leave. Thats is all. Only plus of it is the cold, delicious fat tire that is sold slightly down the road. DELICIOUS!!

 

[8dog]

the answer is Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Its not close.