Tulane Game Thread

[TU_BLA]

And on cue we get a dead ball penalty on the kickoff. Bench the kid for the rest of the game.

 

[TU1NNJ]

Bad start

 

[TU_BLA]

and 3 & out on the first drive and a crappy punt. Wait, am I watching last week’s game? Or the week before? Or the week before that?

 

[GameParson]

What was the penalty for?

 

[TU 1978]

I’m drinking a shot every first down that hapless Monty calls a running play.

 

[TU_BLA]

What was the penalty for?

Pure stupidity and machoism

 

[TU_BLA]

Tulane Coach is about as dumb as ours

 

[TU1NNJ]

I’m drinking a shot every first down that hapless Monty calls a running play.

You will be drunk by halftime

 

[TU 1978]

So Tulane and Tulsa are interchangeable just like the announcers always make the mistake.

 

[TU 1978]

I’m drinking a shot every first down that hapless Monty calls a running play.

You will be drunk by halftime

That’s what I’m hoping.

 

[GameParson]

Well we dodged their first bullet.

 

[noble cane]

That's some high powered offense, folks..

 

[TU_BLA]

I’m drinking a shot every first down that hapless Monty calls a running play.

How about every play we run into the middle of a stacked box. We’ll wake you in the morning

 

[TU1NNJ]

3 runs and short of a first down

 

[TU 1978]

Has there been some sort of law passed that we can’t pass the ******* ball any more? On any down?

 

[Glasscain]

Crappy play calling as usual. I hate getting this down on Coach but it is what it is and its a train wreck,

 

[TU_BLA]

That's some high powered offense, folks..

If anyone is at the game, I’m the one sleeping in the south end zone. Someone please come wake me before the lock the stadium gates so I can at least leave at the end.

 

[TUMe]

This is relaxing you know if you go to the refrigerator you're not gonna miss much while you're gone

 

[TU_BLA]

Their QB is just as bad and the C has no idea when he wants the ball.

 

[TU_BLA]

Holy cow a punt return.

Feel the for the dude that’s down. His knee just got destroyed

 

[TU 1978]

And he walks off the field.

 

[TU1NNJ]

If we sneak the TE out on play action we score

 

[TU 1978]

If we sneak the TE out on play action we score

We’d have to throw the ball and complete the pass.

 

[TUMe]

This is relaxing you know if you go to the refrigerator you're not gonna miss much while you're gone

Something happened.

 

[GameParson]

Mid-season precision!

 

[TU 1978]

Another great use of a time out.

 

[TU_BLA]

This is just brutal to watch.

 

[TU_BLA]

And he walks off the field.

He got hit from the side trying to get back into the play. The trainer was doing a test to see if he had an ACL left.

And after you tear an ACL, you can walk. I’ve walked home after tearing them

 

[TUMe]

Golden field good.

 

[TU1NNJ]

We lead 3 - 0 and don’t have a first down!

 

[TU 1978]

Someone is wearing a gorilla mask. Guess that’s classier than a paper bag.

 

[noble cane]

If anyone is at the game, I’m the one sleeping in the south end zone. Someone please come wake me before the lock the stadium gates so I can at least leave at the end.

I'm at the game, but, I dont know why.

I forgot my flask.

They told me I can't smoke my cigars in the stadium... I was like .. the place is empty.. who is gonna care?

 

[TU_BLA]

Luckily we’re playing Rogers HS tonight

 

[TU 1978]

Nice fumble recovery.

 

[Tulsafanzz]

Johnson drops a TD pass, but at least Walker can make them at home.

 

[TU1NNJ]

1978 on your 4th drink?

 

[TU 1978]

Another run on first down! What a surprise! Followed by a pass that loses yardage. Guess we can’t pass downfield.

 

[TU 1978]

1978 on your 4th drink?

Yesh

 

[TU_BLA]

We suck. They suck. At least the weather is good

 

[TU1NNJ]

Still no first downs!