Tree Poisoner's Son's Actual Names

[businessdawg]

Crimson Tyde Updyke and Bear Bryant Updyke. His best friend is on Finebaum now. Said he wanted to name his daughter Ally Bama Updyke and the wife said hell no. Roll Damn Tyde!

 

[Predestined]

Good grief. As they said in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: "We gave 'em Alabama but they gave it right back!"</p>

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

He had one with each wife. The third wife vetoed naming their kid after something related to the Tahd.

As a side-note, my dad knew a Marine Corps buddy who named his kids after the night they were conceived. One was named "Marina Corpa" after the Marine Corps anniversary supper. The other was named "Anniversary".