To the old geezer

GTAdawg

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Sep 11, 2010
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With the white extended cab Silverado in parking lot C.....I tip my cap to you on a fierce rivalry exiting the parking lot this year. Your erroneous asshatery to not follow the unwriten rules of parking lot protocol procured many a foul words from me in your direction. And while I did have a couple of triumphs against you this year (that involved horn blaring exchanges), I thought my biggest victory had come tonight when I had you boxed in only to watch me hit the fast lane and proceed with satisfaction. However, as fate would have it, I took a “shortcut” through the parking lot leading up to the back of the north end zone expansion....as I made it to the intersection looking to turn right there you were prepared to not let me enter traffic flow and burn me in your tailight dust. Kudos to you sir.

I don’t suspect your dial up modem in Neshoba county will allow you to ready this, but if you do....well done.
 
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57stratdawg

Heisman
Dec 1, 2004
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That’s what I’m talking about! A 17ing showdown!!

 

MeridianDog

Freshman
Sep 3, 2008
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Gary, is this you? Please Lord, don't let there be another demolition derby lot exit fanatic like Gary out there. WWIII could result.
 
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