So ISIS has a helpline...

[rog1187]

I wonder if they outsource it to a company in India.

 

[DvlDog4WVU]

I wonder if they outsource it to a company in India.

"Thank you for calling sir, my name is bindechwatalaka and you may call me Steve."
"Is your suicide vest plugged in sir? Are you sure you have actual explosives sir"?

 

[Mntneer]

"Thank you for calling sir, my name is bindechwatalaka and you may call me Steve."
"Is your suicide vest plugged in sir? Are you sure you have actual explosives sir"?

Sir, you need to reboot your vest.... no sir... I understand you've rebooted already but I need you to do it again while I'm on the phone with you sir.... rebooting didn't fix it sir?

 

[DvlDog4WVU]

Sir, you need to reboot your vest.... no sir... I understand you've rebooted already but I need you to do it again while I'm on the phone with you sir.... rebooting didn't fix it sir?

This thread has lots of potential.

 

[Mntneer]

 

[mneilmont]

Sir, you need to reboot your vest.... no sir... I understand you've rebooted already but I need you to do it again while I'm on the phone with you sir.... rebooting didn't fix it sir?

Obviously he has the safety on. Damned amatures.