Sammy Sosa: I got questions???

[imissplatinumplus]

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[Msubulldogfan1]

Lol that’s wild as hell.

 

[Xenomorph]

She probably ordered it from Chiner..

..shipping times can be brutal but I doubt she paid much.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ste...89d9-4c49-856c-2a4fe6b0c170&priceBeautifyAB=0

Is that what you're referring to?

 

[dawgman42]

Hmm . . .

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[DawgatAuburn]

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I’m the resident homer, and the whole thing is too sad for me to talk about.

 

[missouridawg]

Beisbol has been bery bery good to me

 

[DerHntr]

I don’t know anything about that, so I’m going to let someone else explain it.

 

[Drebin]

For those from memphis.....it looks like ol' Sammy was separated at birth from this guy...

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

For those from memphis.....it looks like ol' Sammy was separated at birth from this guy.

It's because that is not Sammy Sosa in the photo. It's Jeff Garlin from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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[aTotal360]

Has anyone seen Lil' Kim lately?...

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

Has anyone seen Lil' Kim lately?...

I don't think anyone has. She is apparently on the lamb after stealing Michael Jackson's skin.

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[1msucub]

I’m the resident homer, and the whole thing is too sad for me to talk about.

You said it, [email protected]'s just the strangest thing in the world to me. So sad.

 

[Lawdawg.sixpack]

She is apparently on the lamb after stealing Michael Jackson's skin.

 

[DAWG61]

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He was celebrating his wife's birthday. I see zero wrong with this other than Sosa seems to have aged to be 55 but good for him for having some fun with his wife.

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

He was celebrating his wife's birthday. I see zero wrong with this other than Sosa seems to have aged to be 55 but good for him for having some fun with his wife.

This might be the funniest thing I've ever read on this board. You sir, are truly colorblind.

 

[HotMop]

Born in the Dominican Republic, Sosa had darker skin when he first garnered fame in major league baseball, hitting 609 home runs in his career.In 2009, Sosa addressed his complexion, saying he used skin bleaching cream.
“It’s a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin tone,” Sosa told Univision’s Primer Impacto show. “It’s a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I’m not a racist, I live my life happily.”

per:
http://www.newsweek.com/cowboy-sammy-sosa-white-skin-light-what-happened-802819

 

[BlueRidgeMtns]

I've heard of bleaching your butthole, but this is just ridiculous.******

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

I've heard of bleaching your butthole, but this is just ridiculous.******

I just ran a sample of his skin color in the Pantone digital analyzer... He is officially Diaper.

 

[Walter White.sixpack]

I've heard of bleaching your butthole, but this is just ridiculous.******

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[CochiseCowbell]

He must've gotten some of that cream in his eyes.

 

[Shamoan]

When did Sammy Sosa turn into a flamboyant chihuahua breeder?

 

[HumpDawgy]

I never knew that steroid use makes you black. Raffy was innocent!!!!!

 

[state2013]

I can confirm this is nothing out of the normal. I have a lot of Hispanic family and this type of picture is nothing new.....his skin tone change however....