PSA for Starkville Single Males

[MaroonOldCrow]

This came across my twitter feed. Y'all have fun.


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ETA: Just noticed this was from November, so sorry if das Erntedankfest.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Can't imagine why she's single.***

 

[PBRME]

My old boss found one of those in the wild. He was in his 50’s fresh of a divorce. She was in her mid 20’s looking for a free ride for her and her son. In 5 years time she drained his bank account, he lost his home, and lost both his companies.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Not much of a salesperson lol

 

[MSUDawgFan86]

My old boss found one of those in the wild. He was in his 50’s she was in her mid 20’s. In 5 years time she drained his bank account, he lost his home, and lost both his companies.

Wow Sounds like your boss is a dumb 17.

 

[MSUDawgFan86]

Haha hard pass. I can’t believe more guys aren’t interested in taking care of someone else’s weak pullout game.

 

[RocketDawg]

Sounds like a perfect match for Mutt.

 

[PBRME]

Maybe she should meet Pete.

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[57stratdawg]

If that’s how he lost it, it wasn’t her fault. It was only a matter of time.

 

[FreeDawg]

Pros: Good at sects

Cons: Bad at everything else

What are the odds Cannizzaro has already swiped right on her Tinder profile?

 

[hdogg]

My old boss found one of those in the wild. He was in his 50’s fresh of a divorce. She was in her mid 20’s looking for a free ride for her and her son. In 5 years time she drained his bank account, he lost his home, and lost both his companies.

Similar happened to an acquaintance of mine. She was hot and way overly friendly when I met her, I was suspicious but had no idea what she was capable of.
Ironically he got his money from a car wreck his ex wife was in... karma is an odd 17er

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

This came across my twitter feed. Y'all have fun.


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ETA: Just noticed this was from November, so sorry if das Erntedankfest.

she needs marketing help. Should read:

Looking for true love.

Loves kids!

Young at heart.

Searching for my true passion.

Loves to travel

Small town girl.

Now you have a perfect 2nd Ex wife ad.

 

[13thEagle]

Can't imagine why she's single.***

As some females i work with would say. She is slinging that stuff from both britches legs.

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Troll... she’s actually 21 and MSU student.

 

[The Fatboy]

Thought I knew her until I saw she was 27. That ***** was crazy. So much fun in the sack though. Dodged a bullet

 

[patdog]