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<blockquote data-quote="MikeRafone" data-source="post: 130221955" data-attributes="member: 1482681">Warez as long as you don't mow your lawn at 7 in the morning on a Sunday, we'll have no problems. That's a true story about the mowing guy, but he lived at the bottom of the hill, near some friends of mine. Every Sunday morning from March to early November, weather permitting, he'd be out there mowing his lawn starting at 7. After a few citations from the city, and couple of angry threats from his neighbors, he moved on. He was a shorts, dress socks, and dress shoes, push mower type w/ a big yard. I thought they were B.S.'ing&nbsp; me about the guy until one morning our Sunday paper didn't get delivered. I headed off the hill about twenty after seven and there he was. I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I saw saw the Morning Mower Man in all his glory more than once.There's an old Joe Jackson song from 1979, called &quot;Beat Crazy&quot; from the album of the same name. It's a ska song with Jackson playing the part of an old man fussing about &quot;the kids today&quot;. One of the lines in it is, &quot;Smokin' LSD an' such, it must be the reason why they can't talk much.&quot; The more things change, the more they stay the same, lol.I was out the night of that game, it was bitter cold and the wind was howling. What cop in his right mind would be walking around an icy parking lot in that kind of weather checking cars? Knowing my home stomping grounds it was more likely a lot drive through and a &quot;Look, there's a bunch of kids screwing around in a car. I'm bored, let's give 'em the business.&quot; Again, the more things change, the more they stay the same.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="MikeRafone, post: 130221955, member: 1482681"] Warez as long as you don't mow your lawn at 7 in the morning on a Sunday, we'll have no problems. That's a true story about the mowing guy, but he lived at the bottom of the hill, near some friends of mine. Every Sunday morning from March to early November, weather permitting, he'd be out there mowing his lawn starting at 7. After a few citations from the city, and couple of angry threats from his neighbors, he moved on. He was a shorts, dress socks, and dress shoes, push mower type w/ a big yard. I thought they were B.S.'ing me about the guy until one morning our Sunday paper didn't get delivered. I headed off the hill about twenty after seven and there he was. I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I saw saw the Morning Mower Man in all his glory more than once. There's an old Joe Jackson song from 1979, called "Beat Crazy" from the album of the same name. It's a ska song with Jackson playing the part of an old man fussing about "the kids today". One of the lines in it is, "Smokin' LSD an' such, it must be the reason why they can't talk much." The more things change, the more they stay the same, lol. I was out the night of that game, it was bitter cold and the wind was howling. What cop in his right mind would be walking around an icy parking lot in that kind of weather checking cars? Knowing my home stomping grounds it was more likely a lot drive through and a "Look, there's a bunch of kids screwing around in a car. I'm bored, let's give 'em the business." Again, the more things change, the more they stay the same. [/QUOTE]

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