OT: Radio commercial

[crushing]

Can someone tell me what the following commercial is supposed to mean?

Goes something like this:

Woman: I need a belt
Man: Well it's not even 5 yet maam, and southern ladies just don't...
Woman: Not that kind of belt, I need a nice belt to wear.
Man: Maam you don't wear these belts, these belts go on things not people.
Woman: In that case I will take one for my son in law

I just don't get the "Well it's not even 5 yet maam, and southern ladies just don't..." statement.

 

[Dawgtini]

belt(b

lt)n.1.a. A flexible band, as of leather or cloth, worn around the waist to support clothing, secure tools or weapons, or serve as decoration.
b. Something that resembles this type of band: a belt of trees.

2. An encircling route.
3. A seat belt or safety belt.
4. A continuous band or chain for transferring motion or power or conveying materials from one wheel or shaft to another.
5. A band of tough reinforcing material beneath the tread of a tire.
6. A geographic region that is distinctive in a specific respect: "This is America's rural poverty belt" (Charles Kuralt).
7. Slang A powerful blow; a wallop.
8. Slang A strong emotional reaction.
9. Slang A drink of hard liquor.

tr.v. belt·ed, belt·ing, belts1. To encircle; gird.
2. To support or attach with or as if with a belt: belt one's trousers; belted the sword to her waist.
3. To mark with or as if with an encircling band.
4. To beat with a belt or strap.
5. Slang To strike forcefully; hit.
6. Slang To sing in a loud and forceful manner: belt out a song.
7. Slang To swig (an alcoholic beverage).

 

[crushing]

Thanks, did not know about the alcoholic thing.