OT: Pole Assassin’s Monkey

[BulldogBillyCrash]

Weird times we are living in
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[johnson86-1]

Weird times we are living in
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I mean, if you can't trust the pole assassin's monkey to be well trained enough to not maul little kids, what can you trust these days?

 

[patdog]

Time2Meep may not be wrong.

 

[11thEagleFan]

If I know one thing for sure, it’s that I’m not dipping my wick in a lady that refers to herself as “pole assassin.” I just won’t risk it.

 

[Shmuley]

I mean, if you're Sarkisian, you want a guy with this kind of baggage on your staff, right? Sark's baggage sort of looks normal by comparison, right?

 

[Miketice]

I mean, if you can't trust the pole assassin's monkey to be well trained enough to not maul little kids, what can you trust these days?

Strong post. have an upvote

 

[Miketice]

https://brobible.com/sports/article/jeff-banks-texas-stripper-monkey-coach/

 

[Xenomorph]

I got 2 takeaways from this story..

A stripper named Pole Assassin is not as hot as I imagined.

Strippers are not burdened by the need for proper grammar.

https://brobible.com/sports/article/pet-monkey-jeff-banks-stripper-girlfriend/

 

[Miketice]

The girlfriend isnt what I had pictured.

 

[Drebin]

I mean, if you're Sarkisian, you want a guy with this kind of baggage on your staff, right? Sark's baggage sort of looks normal by comparison, right?

Perhaps that's the point....

 

[Miketice]

A stripper named Pole Assassin is not as hot as I imagined.

Strippers are not burdened by the need for proper grammar.

https://brobible.com/sports/article/pet-monkey-jeff-banks-stripper-girlfriend/

LOL another solid post in an unexpectedly entertaining thread. The Banks dude gotta be as dumb as **** lol.

 

[Drebin]

"Pole Assassin's Monkey"

so many jokes.

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

There is a video on Youtube of Pole Assassin's routine at Danny's in Jackson. She's talented

 

[Shmuley]

I'm wondering if the monkey had to be spanked? You know, for disciplinary reasons.

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

I went out with a chick called the Buffet Executioner one time. I would hardly call it a monkey though, looked more like a bulldog that got a hold of a jar of mayonnaise.

 

[dog12]

Never mind.

Posted a "performance" on YT, but the video is age-restricted.

Most likely, you didn't want to see it anyway.

It was scary. (my opinion)

 

[Drebin]

Never mind.

Posted a "performance" on YT, but the video is age-restricted.

Most likely, you didn't want to see it anyway.

It was scary. (my opinion)

That's OK. Everyone here is at least 17.

 

[Yeti]

What was the monkey supposed to do? The kid flashed the horns down sign.

 

[maroonmadman]

I'm wondering if the monkey had to be spanked? You know, for disciplinary reasons.

Maybe it has a shock collar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

 

[willi13]

I bet her "other" monkey has attacked others too!

 

[biguglyjoe]

A stripper named Pole Assassin is not as hot as I imagined.

Strippers are not burdened by the need for proper grammar.

https://brobible.com/sports/article/pet-monkey-jeff-banks-stripper-girlfriend/

You know what they say, if you have to go around telling everybody you're a Pole Assassin, you're not really a Pole Assassin.

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

Will we be seeing pole assassin or monkey in the hump day post tomorrow?

Asking for a friend

 

[cowbell88]

A stripper named Pole Assassin is not as hot as I imagined.

Strippers are not burdened by the need for proper grammar.

https://brobible.com/sports/article/pet-monkey-jeff-banks-stripper-girlfriend/

Wait, nobody has commented that she’s a Bama fan yet? Roll Tahd Roll from the Pole *** *** in!!