OT: Club Pro Guy

[dukiejay]

Another 'wasteful' thread, but oh well. With one game in a 20-day span we're looking for things to talk about.

I was turned on to the Twitter account @ClubProGuy a few months back. It's basically a parody account of a guy who was once on the Mexican Tour and wasn't very successful. Some of you probably already know about this, but thought I'd share anyway....I know we have many golfers on the board. Besides, you don't even need golf to appreciate this guy.

Below is a podcast he did about two months ago. It's a little long (about 45 minutes), but I promise you'll laugh your *** off if you haven't heard it. Enjoy.

http://nolayingup.com/2017/10/31/nlu-podcast-episode-105-club-pro-guy/

 

[DukeDenver]

Another 'wasteful' thread, but oh well. With one game in a 20-day span we're looking for things to talk about.

I was turned on to the Twitter account @ClubProGuy a few months back. It's basically a parody account of a guy who was once on the Mexican Tour and wasn't very successful. Some of you probably already know about this, but thought I'd share anyway....I know we have many golfers on the board. Besides, you don't even need golf to appreciate this guy.

Below is a podcast he did about two months ago. It's a little long (about 45 minutes), but I promise you'll laugh your *** off if you haven't heard it. Enjoy.

http://nolayingup.com/2017/10/31/nlu-podcast-episode-105-club-pro-guy/

Holy crap this is funny. I’m 10 minutes in and had to come thank you for the link.

 

[dukiejay]

Holy crap this is funny. I’m 10 minutes in and had to come thank you for the link.

It's comedy gold. Were you able to listen to the entire thing? It actually got better as it went on....

 

[DukeDenver]

It's comedy gold. Were you able to listen to the entire thing? It actually got better as it went on....

Yes, the timing on those setups is brilliant. I can hear the host smiling through the microphone.

 

[dukiejay]

I would suggest following him on Twitter too. One of the few accounts that I follow where I laugh at almost every tweet.

 

[DukeDenver]

I lost it when he started talking about his investment portfolio. I actually know people like that.

 

[dukiejay]

I lost it when he started talking about his investment portfolio. I actually know people like that.

"My mom isn't going to live forever. And we're probably talking high four figures."

 

[DukeDenver]

"My mom isn't going to love forever. And we're probably talking high four figures."

“She’s got diabetes, which is great.”

 

[dukiejay]

"Aside from single mom's, there's no one I care about more than the junior golfers."

 

[DukeSky85]

Absolutely hilarious

 

[DukeDenver]

“He didn’t call back, but those are the kind of calls I get.”

 

[dukiejay]

“I’d say my game is strong. Just the other day I was a key part of a 4-man team that shot 1-under. Now, we had five feet of string, but it’s red numbers.”

 

[dukiejay]

“I made $42,000 last year. And that’s before I even skimmed a dime off the range ball machine.”

 

[Kobe #1]