OFFICIAL Wisconsin Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Bucky Badger dies
At the hands of Sir Henry
Knights ride out with win

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

They will jump around
there will not be a hot time
in old town that night

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Big October stretch.
Like how things are setting up
We can get to six

 

[BeantownKnight]

It all begins here,
Wisconsin. Tough opponent.
But, too tough? Think not!

 

[Knight Shift]

Deflate their air raid
Take the wind out of their sales
We R House of Pain

 

[RUforester72]

Badger stalks his prey
Scarlet Knight decapitates
Great win for Rutgers!

 

[Knight Shift]

Most arrogant fans?
Yep, Badgers fans are real pricks
Ruin their homecoming

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

What? badgers? BADGERS!
I don't think so - we don't need
no stinkin' badgers

 

[Knight Shift]

Barry Alvarez
Thanks: recommended Chris Ash
Time for a payback

 

[RW90]

Cheese curds are yummy
Yummy in my big tummy
Oh yeah, RU wins

 

[Knight Shift]

On plane to the game
Stopover in Milwaukee
Badger stew for lunch

 

[RutHut_rivals]

On plane to the game
Stopover in Milwaukee
Badger stew for lunch

Knight Shift in the stands
Look at him jumping around
Without House of Pain

 

[DJ Spanky]

Stop badgering me
Gonna whip some badger butt
Stewed badger for lunch

 

[DirtyRU]

Luke Fickell sucks a$$.
Badger fans are so fickle.
Luke Fickell sucks a$$.

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

R team will prevail
Rutgers fans will jump around
Death to the Badger

 

[DJ Spanky]

So let's break the streak
Never beaten Wisconsin
Time for that to end

 

[LeapinLou]

Word to your mommys
Wimsatt came to throw bombies
I got no more rhymes

 

[Knight Shift]

Cheese curds are yummy
Yummy in my big tummy
Oh yeah, RU wins

Cheese curds are the ****
Downed a huge basket of them
Who cut the cheese curds?

 

[DJ Spanky]

For my home tailgate
I need some badger recipes
Badger stew on tap