OFFICIAL Oregon Duck Haiku Thread

[MrsScrew]

I am out of jail!
Haiku jail not very fun
Let's go stomp some ducks!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Painfully quacking
Bloody feathers on the field
Duckies defeated

 

[Knight Shift]

Board spammed once again
Must bump for Ducky Haikus
Haiku away all!

Board spam is poison
What the duck is his problem?
Knock it the duck off!

 

[Haiku575]

Just like Progressive
Time to bring in the back-up
Surace to Surface

 

[RUforester72]

Downtown New Brunswick
Expected to be hopping.
No haiku karma.

 

[Knight Shift]

Downtown New Brunswick
Expected to be hopping.
No haiku karma.

Are Ducks fans hopping?
Maybe the one legged ducks?
Thought that ducks waddled