PJ Rows the Boat
Scarlet Knights sink their season
Teacher schools student
Scarlet Knights sink their season
Teacher schools student
OFFICIAL 2024 Minnesota Haiku Thread
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Row, row, row, the boat
Gently down the field, merrily, ...
Rutgers D will yield
Chop, chop, chop the tree
With a dull old ax, merrily, ....
Gophers kick our ***
Gently down the field, merrily, ...
Rutgers D will yield
Chop, chop, chop the tree
With a dull old ax, merrily, ....
Gophers kick our ***
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Ouch, that really hurt
Chopping wood happens on dirt
PJ wears a skirt
Haiku making rhyme
Requires too much thought and time
Win will be sublime
Developmental
Program; just poor excuse for
Mediocrity
Fieldhouse, injuries
These-the excuses du jour
Coach needs a mirror
Winning games is hard
Is eight wins too much to ask?
With softer schedule?
What if RU played
Purdue nine times, Wagner three
Maybe thera's a chance.
Program; just poor excuse for
Mediocrity
Fieldhouse, injuries
These-the excuses du jour
Coach needs a mirror
Winning games is hard
Is eight wins too much to ask?
With softer schedule?
What if RU played
Purdue nine times, Wagner three
Maybe thera's a chance.
A winning idea-
Carl Spackler for guest Head Coach
Blow up them gophers!!
Carl Spackler for guest Head Coach
Blow up them gophers!!
We take early lead
Demand that point counting cease
Declare victory
Demand that point counting cease
Declare victory
Underrated show-
The Go Go Gophers cartoon.
Is Greg the colonel?
The Go Go Gophers cartoon.
Is Greg the colonel?
Sounds kind of weird, dude
Mutilated monkey meat
And spoons? Not my thing!
Where are the sheep, though?
They're muttons for punishment
No teams named the sheep.
Celebrate Rutgers!
One five five years ago, first
College football game
An awesome day-yes!
College football, a great sport!
Even when team stinks