OFFICIAL 2023 Maryland Terps Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

A winnable game?
You're telling me we have chance?
We can do this-win!!!

 

[wicker]

Turtles, tortoises
And related terrapins.
Play Cover Two shell?

 

[Knight Shift]

A Thanksgiving feast
Turtle soup with the turkey
Chop up Terrapins

 

[DJ Spanky]

No Ami Finau
To twist Gavin Wimsatt's leg
Hope that scumbag rots.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Slaughter the turtles!
Grind their shells into powder
Grill turtle kabobs.

 

[BeantownKnight]

One of these teams wins
six. The other wins seven.
Let's win "R" seventh!

 

[Doctor Worm]

Game needs a trophy
Befitting its importance
Maybe Delaware?

 

[RUforester72]

Turtle gets nervous
Must withdraw into his shell.
Knight uses hammer!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Game needs a trophy
Befitting its importance
Maybe Delaware?

Force a rivalry
Create a useless trophy
And nobody cares.

 

[LeapinLou]

I thought they'd be good
But turned out mediocre
May as well beat them

 

[DJ Spanky]

Make 'em black and blue!
Revenge for Noah Vedral!
Wipe the field with them.

 

[Doctor Worm]

Force a rivalry
Create a useless trophy
And nobody cares.

Useless trophy? Pshaw!
Remember Civil Conflict!
All trophies matter.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Useless trophy? Pshaw!
Remember Civil Conflict!
All trophies matter.

Sounds like we all need
Participation trophies
For everybody!

 

[Knight Shift]

Useless trophy? Pshaw!
Remember Civil Conflict!
All trophies matter.

Here is a trophy:
A crab in a bowl- call it
The I Got Crabs Bowl

The game sponsored by:
Ivermectin-works for crabs!
Too controversial?

 

[Antnee79]

A protected game?
Well then RU start a run
With a W

 

[DJ Spanky]

Let's run down their throats
Rush the QB all day long
Thousand yards for Kyle!

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Incrementally
better. If so, can't get blown
out by Maryland.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Is 35 cold?
Some may say it's not, but my
Balls say otherwise.

 

[Knight Shift]

May we recommend
Nuts roasting on an open fire?
Ball warmers work too.

 

[LeapinLou]

Is 35 cold?
Some may say it's not, but my
Balls say otherwise.

The @bac2therac vs @RU848789 feud is now cross pollinating other threads, lol.

 

[RU848789]

The @bac2therac vs @RU848789 feud is now cross pollinating other threads, lol.

lol, that's classic...

 

[Knight Shift]

lol, that's classic...

Five Seven Five!
Weather threads-I got your back!
Follow Haiku rules!!!!

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Tagovailoa!
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
Tagovailoa!

 

[Knight Shift]

Tagovailoa!
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
Tagovailoa!

Congratulations!
His name is five syllables
Say it ten times fast!

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Congratulations!
His name is five syllables
Say it ten times fast!

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
It is TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
I said TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
That is TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
That makes ten and ten will be
total hits and sacks!

 

[Knight Shift]

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
It is TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
I said TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
That is TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
That makes ten and ten will be
total hits and sacks!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

 

[scarletpumpernickl]

Forty to sixteen
Thirty seven to zero
Won't happen this year!

 

[Morrischiano2]

Watching our offense
Like eating too much turkey
It’s nap inducing

 

[DJ Spanky]

Forty to sixteen
Thirty seven to zero
Won't happen this year!

Your lips to God's ears
Let's smack the turtles around
Leave with a defeat

 

[RuBird]

Game needs a trophy
Calling it the rest stop bowl
Rutgers wins by three

 

[DJ Spanky]

Game needs a trophy
Calling it the rest stop bowl
Rutgers wins by three

Toilet bowl trophy
The winner gets to flush it
Loser has to drink