My thoughts on the election (serious post)...

dawglawz

Freshman
Nov 14, 2012
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I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penis debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the 17ing Lizard King.
 

Uncle Ruckus

All-American
Apr 1, 2011
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All life is sex. And all sex is competition. And there are no rules to that game.
 

57stratdawg

Heisman
Dec 1, 2004
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“A wise man once said ‘Everything is about sex. Except for sex. Sex is about power.” -

 

GloryDawg

Heisman
Mar 3, 2005
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You see, I sit across from a man. I see his face. I see his eyes. Now does it matter if he wants a hundred dollars worth of paper or a hundred million dollars of deep sea drilling equipment? Don't be a fool. He wants respect. He wants love. He wants to be younger. He wants to be attractive. There is no such thing as a product. Don't ever think there is. There is only sex. Everything is sex. You understand what I'm telling you is a universal truth, six pack.
Answer this for me. If a really hot lady you have been wanting for a long time says you can either have sex with her butt or her mouth but not her virginia which one will you choose?
 

Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
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Answer this for me. If a really hot lady you have been wanting for a long time says you can either have sex with her butt or her mouth but not her virginia which one will you choose?

Virginia is for Lovers.
 

PineGroveBully

Redshirt
Nov 13, 2007
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George W and Biden(presumably) need to thank Nancy Reagan and her astrologists for breaking the Curse of Tippacanoe.
 

Uncle Ruckus

All-American
Apr 1, 2011
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This is the best response
Anyone who says it sucked after Carell is an idiot. Bob Casamacas rocked
 

Hump4Hoops

Redshirt
May 1, 2010
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It was wildly inconsistent post-Carell.

A handful of great guest characters, and a a few dud new regulars.

I don't like the direction they took Andy, but it wasn't show-killingly bad.
 

mcdawg22

Heisman
Sep 18, 2004
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A handful of great guest characters, and a a few dud new regulars.

I don't like the direction they took Andy, but it wasn't show-killingly bad.
Yeah I guess they were trying to make him a common foil like Michael but Michael was lovable because ultimately he loved his employees and his company. Andy was just a really ****** person. Zach Woods, as always, was fantastic.
 

Hump4Hoops

Redshirt
May 1, 2010
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That role was the prototype for Jared in Silicon Valley

who became one of my favorites of all time.
 

MSUDC11

Redshirt
Aug 23, 2012
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This is the best response
Anyone who says it sucked after Carell is an idiot. Bob Casamacas rocked

This may be an unpopular opinion, I personally did not love the last two seasons with Carell aside from Jim and Pam’s wedding and Michael’s last couple of episodes. I feel like it just wasn’t as good after about Season 5.

The post-Carell era was not great for me, particularly Season 8 and the first half of Season 9. To me it always seemed like they viewed Ed Helms as a bigger star than he actually was (the Hangover movies came out toward the end of The Office’s run) and they focused more on Andy than they probably should have. I would have made Dwight the boss sooner than the last couple of episodes of the series. Feel like it would’ve made the last two seasons better.