Long time reader...

[Coledawg]

Ain’t it bout time for your sponge bath, Methuselah?

Maybe, but you’re a bit garbled with your mouth stuffed full

 

[wsjmsu75]

I was. And the silence from the Bama side was glorious.

Was there. Seems like I may have seen some of them crying. Sweet.

 

[MeridianDog]

I'm a long time reader of this board and really enjoy it, and an old state fan from back in the Ballard days,, so be nice youngsters... Born and raised here in Memphis. I thought I'd make me a profile since football is getting close and I'm so excited about this up coming year.....

I missed seeing your application, so I will ask the important questions:

1 - Any advice on Mole Crickets?

2 - What is your stand on Dales? Fer it or Agin it?

3 - How do you spell the previous Football coach's name?

4 - Should we rename the baseball field? y/n

5 - Edam or Vallagret?

6 - What color is your tailgate tent?

7 - Do you have reliable sources?

8 - Do you stop for bathroom breaks on the way to a FB Game or just push on through?

9 - Dorman Hall? Keep, Remodel or replace?

10 - Little Dooey, Moe's, Petty's, or 2 Brothers?

 

[Lettucexxxx]

I don’t remember my first post....but in no way did it suck balls like this one

 

[ArcherSPS]

Your old lady was treating me to a fancy lunch at the Applebee’s.*

 

[Coledawg]

Your old lady was treating me to a fancy lunch at the Applebee’s.*

How could that be, she died of cancer 15 years ago Sterling?

 

[Coledawg]

Your old lady was treating me to a fancy lunch at the Applebee’s.*

Look, I just just hope ya’ll live long enough to pay enough FICA to justify your existence- happy 4th....

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Lose the link to the board during a game

Yep... I have a new rule that I do not open the page unless we are secure in winning the game.

 

[maroonmadman]

Welcome to the asylum. The in inmates ARE in charge. Don't forget this.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

I missed seeing your application, so I will ask the important questions:

1 - Any advice on Mole Crickets?

2 - What is your stand on Dales? Fer it or Agin it?

3 - How do you spell the previous Football coach's name?

4 - Should we rename the baseball field? y/n

5 - Edam or Vallagret?

6 - What color is your tailgate tent?

7 - Do you have reliable sources?

8 - Do you stop for bathroom breaks on the way to a FB Game or just push on through?

9 - Dorman Hall? Keep, Remodel or replace?

10 - Little Dooey, Moe's, Petty's, or 2 Brothers?

We do need a questionnaire for newcomers and this is a good start. We haven't added something like this to the board in quite a while.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Memphis? Is the Days Inn on Brooks road still as nice as it was in the 80's?

 

[the dog is on the loose]

Welcome to sps where you can ask a simple and intelligent question and get blasted to hell and back. I read every day but only post every now and then because of all the dick heads on this board. Also, why are some of you dick with ears down voting his first post? Smh

 

[Apoplectic_Objurgator]

I been around since the brewer years .... hated that cheating bastard

 

[tatedog]

We do need a questionnaire for newcomers and this is a good start. We haven't added something like this to the board in quite a while.

"Would you describe your sources as 100% reliable or 110% reliable?"

 

[MeridianDog]

We do need a questionnaire for newcomers and this is a good start. We haven't added something like this to the board in quite a while.

Membership on this board is an awesome responsibility and the questions need to be tough, as several of these plainly are. Honestly I would hate to be required to answer some of these. Are they too tough? I purposely left out the ones that relate to body mass and flat screen TVs.

 

[jwhdog]

Memphis? Is the Days Inn on Brooks road still as nice as it was in the 80's?

I haven't been in that part of the Middle East in years lol.. very bad part of town.

 

[Coledawg]

Welcome to sps where you can ask a simple and intelligent question and get blasted to hell and back. I read every day but only post every now and then because of all the dick heads on this board. Also, why are some of you dick with ears down voting his first post? Smh

Got to know, no dicks just gnash with these two