From the Tulsa Arts District, wearing my TU gear after an evening of American Conference victories!
G O L D E N
G O L D E N
From Monroe, Michigan!
Ha Nice!Too far east. Go back west ~50 miles, then north ~50 miles. Look for Kalamazoo Street, turn right and follow the traffic. Wear blue. If you get to a really long bridge over a really big lake, you've gone too far. If you cross a checkpoint where they ask odd questions and the signs have French on them, you're probably going to be late for the game, go to plan B. Head back to the land where football fields are 100 yards long. Go to the nearest bar, ask for "anything from Arbor Brewing." Look for people wearing the color "Maize" and explain to them you want to cheer against State. Learn negative facts about Sparty from your new friends and curse at the TV. Secure lodging before you celebrate victory/drown sorrows with new friends. Never speak of the things that transpire. The next day, on your way home, take a photo in front of Spartan Stadium for Insta and pretend all is well. The horror.
GOOOOOOLLLLDEN!
If you're crossing into the land of the Maple Leaf and the signs are in French, you've driven way far east and are probably in VT. Have some maple mead and call it good. Go to Burlington, wear your Birkenstocks, eat some ice cream, and become a hippie.Too far east. Go back west ~50 miles, then north ~50 miles. Look for Kalamazoo Street, turn right and follow the traffic. Wear blue. If you get to a really long bridge over a really big lake, you've gone too far. If you cross a checkpoint where they ask odd questions and the signs have French on them, you're probably going to be late for the game, go to plan B. Head back to the land where football fields are 100 yards long. Go to the nearest bar, ask for "anything from Arbor Brewing." Look for people wearing the color "Maize" and explain to them you want to cheer against State. Learn negative facts about Sparty from your new friends and curse at the TV. Secure lodging before you celebrate victory/drown sorrows with new friends. Never speak of the things that transpire. The next day, on your way home, take a photo in front of Spartan Stadium for Insta and pretend all is well. The horror.
GOOOOOOLLLLDEN!
They prefer "Bernie Bro"If you're crossing into the land of the Maple Leaf and the signs are in French, you've driven way far east and are probably in VT. Have some maple mead and call it good. Go to Burlington, wear your Birkenstocks, eat some ice cream, and become a hippie.
Yeah I already checked in earlier...goldenHey! This isn't 'Nam, there are rules here Smokey. No snarky comments unless it's followed by...
H U R R I C A N E !
what I wouldn't give for that to happen again this weekendFrom Bartlesville, watching a replay of Houston beating OU from a few years ago...
Hurricane!!
from the rainy shores of Lake Hudson,
GOLDEN!
What are you doing in sleepy Ozark (unless you're at Lambert's, then I'm jealous)From cloudy Ozark, MO.
HURRICANE!
What are you doing in sleepy Ozark (unless you're at Lambert's, then I'm jealous)
GOLDEN
Ha. I used to date a girl from Nixa back when I was a student at TU. They always talked bad about people from Ozark. I found it hilarious that it was sort of the same feud that you saw on Cheers where Woody talked about hicks from French Lick and Larry Bird talked crap about Hanover.We live less than a half mile from Lambert’s. We’re so close if I open a window I can snag one of their rolls.
Houston? Or Midland? Or Lubock?From the [poop] hole of Fexas,
HURRICANE!!!
You left off WacoHouston? Or Midland? Or Lubock?
We could keep this list going all day ...You left off Waco
From Corvallis ORFrom my office, slaving away, while the wife is picking up beer and snacks so I can run home, light the BBQ, and get ready for friends to come over and watch the upset because there is supposed to be a .. . .
HURRICANE!