I've got my sphincter clinched for asking this...

[drt7891]

But what does the axe body spray joke reference?

 

[Col. Forbin]

It refers to guys that look like this View attachment 2263

 

[Shmuley]

^^^ Uses Axe Body Spray. ^^^

 

[Drewbowski]

I think it just refers to USM fans being douchebags.

 

[randystewart]

View attachment 2264

 

[aTotal360]

He's asking for a friend...

 

[MarkDallas]

True story: I once chaperoned a youth group summer trip. I was staying in a cabin with jr high aged guys. One morning I saw a kid pick up a shirt off the floor that he had worn the day before, still completely wet with sweat, spray every inch of it with Axe and put it back on.

 

[randystewart]

True story: I once chaperoned a youth group summer trip. I was staying in a cabin with jr high aged guys. One morning I saw a kid pick up a shirt off the floor that he had worn the day before, still completely wet with sweat, spray every inch of it with Axe and put it back on.

So you spent the rest of the day trying to keep the girls away from him?

 

[MarkDallas]

I spent the rest of the day trying to keep away from him myself.

It's funny to see how completely opposite the girls and boys brains are at that age. Case in point: my wife said that the girls had a schedule taped to the bathroom mirror so that they could all get ready in time. The first slot was at 5:30am. Meanwhile the boys are putting on dirty clothes on the way out the door.

 

[AFDawg]

I have been in almost that exact scenario.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

If you go out to the bars in Hattiesburg 9/10 guys will have jelled hair, an affliction or tapout shirt and covered in axe. Or at least in was like that when I went out there several years ago. That's excluding Ropers, their demographic is made up of bikers and guys with tribal tattoos with Aeropostale shirts

 

[patdog]

One semester at MSU, I got stuck with 8:00 classes every day with my next class at 12:00 or 12:30. My daily routine was roll out of bed, put on yesterday's clothes and a baseball cap, go to 8:00 class, get breakfast after class, then go shower, shave and get ready for the day.

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

At school I had 30 pairs of Fruit of the Looms, that way I only had to wash clothes one a month. And during Baseball season less because I would put them and t shirts in my laundry bag at the locker room. It got up there because there were a few times I went to Walmart and got another six pack instead of doing laundry.

 

[pDigital32Dawg]

When we are on a winning streak, and the streak includes a team like LSU or Auburn, washing gameday attire is optional.

 

[Drewbowski]

So you're saying we should be able to score in the burg?

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

It's as easy as it gets

 

[tatedog]

One semester at MSU, I got stuck with 8:00 classes every day with my next class at 12:00 or 12:30. My daily routine was roll out of bed, put on yesterday's clothes and a baseball cap, go to 8:00 class, get breakfast after class, then go shower, shave and get ready for the day.

That makes me miss college so much.

 

[DancingRabbit]

2 pair of jeans and 2 shaves per week. Shower and fresh T-shirt every day.

I had my standards.

 

[dawgatUSM]

This is me.