It is Avid Reader Day...

[dawgstudent]

although the enthusiasm of this day has subsided - it's memory will live on.

 

[dorndawg]

So anyways, Avid Reader would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra “Beverly”. He taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Avid Reader had to shoot the maid.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Was he right? I mean given the popularity of soccer today and the craziness of this country. Just saying...

 

[mcdawg22]

Avid Reader has mole crickets describe him as “The indestructible pest”

 

[Palmettodog]

CheersKU!

 

[Bulldog from Birth]

It’s a little known fact. But Joe Exotic’s inspiration was the Avid Reader, the original Tiger King.

although the enthusiasm of this day has subsided - it's memory will live on.

 

[dawgstudent]

Now that is good.

 

[Go Budaw]

So anyways, Avid Reader would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra “Beverly”. He taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Avid Reader had to shoot the maid.

Lord knows we need more Bill Brasky takes to collectively heal and unite in these tumultuous times.

That being said, I once saw Avid Reader scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

 

[bruiser.sixpack]

Reading Avidly is the true trademark of the Avid Reader. He often reads(avidly, of course), to keep up with what other Avid Readers are not saying.