I'd take him right now:

old buzzard

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No question about it....even last year I posted he was the WVU player I most coveted. He's a weapon and all we have are a couple of pop guns!

I hate to see him go. It's good that he's already earned his degree. Provided that controlled or banned substances aren't a problem with him, I'd say he has a pretty good future in the NFL. Best of luck to him
 

Tonycried2

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I hate to see him go. It's good that he's already earned his degree. Provided that controlled or banned substances aren't a problem with him, I'd say he has a pretty good future in the NFL. Best of luck to him
Can't imagine he won't get a look in an NFL camp this summer!
 

tOSUGrad90

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Just another in a long line of WVU idiot kickers...

Steroid Sauerbrun
Mike Vanderjerk
Patty McAdrunk
 

BurninDownTheCouch

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how many ahia state kickers are in the NFL......you are a miserable excuse for a human being....little piss ant

LOL... I make it a point to not attack posters personally (unlike some Marshall fans). But, boy, you hit the nail square on the head and with power with that post.
 
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LOL... I make it a point to not attack posters personally (unlike some Marshall fans). But, boy, you hit the nail square on the head and with power with that post.
I do not consider whatever it is to be a human being....therefore normal posting rules do not apply.....it's daddy should have exercised another option
 

WhiteTailEER

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What happened...between the ears problem?

I think last year he had a hip problem. I noticed it early in the season that he had no distance. Even his extra points were barely hitting the net.

His suspension was some violation of Big12 eligibility rules, so it is purely speculation but it wouldn't surprise me if he took a banned substance to get himself through that injury. I know nothing of his character, so I could be totally wrong, but just putting 2 and 2 together it seems to make sense.

If he can get himself right, he does have a future.
 

tOSUGrad90

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how many ahia state kickers are in the NFL......you are a miserable excuse for a human being....little piss ant
Only a delusional ancient clown such as yourself would brag about kickers. Which former WVU tailback leads the NFL in rushing, Depends boy?

[laughing]
 

shortgapwvu

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Only a delusional ancient clown such as yourself would brag about kickers. Which former WVU tailback leads the NFL in rushing, Depends boy?

[laughing]

You just bragged about kickers that you saw as WVU failures. How is that any different?

If kickers don't matter, why are you talking about them?
 

tOSUGrad90

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I never posted that they were failures, short bus. My obvious point was that they were/are idiots. One might be a total clown, but successful, especially when he's jacked full of PEDs.
 

shortgapwvu

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I never posted that they were failures, short bus. My obvious point was that they were/are idiots. One might be a total clown, but successful, especially when he's jacked full of PEDs.

Splitting hairs on that one.

Way to avoid bashing someone for bragging about kickers when you just got done defaming them. If you are going to talk badlyabout kickers, then bash someone with the opposite view for talking about kickers, that makes you an assclown.

Just so you know, there was only one Marshall poster who ever called me shortbus, and it was the same Marshall poster who you are frequently accused of being.

Thanks:wink:
 

WhiteTailEER

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Just another in a long line of WVU idiot kickers...

Steroid Sauerbrun
Mike Vanderjerk
Patty McAdrunk

Mike Vanderjagt -- top 10 all time in both FG and PAT %
Todd Sauerbrun -- 13 seasons in the NFL, 3 Pro Bowl appearances, in the top 30 all time in several categories
Pat McAfee -- top 10 of current and all-time in yards/punt
Pat McAfee Foundation provides assistance for sons and daughters of military personnel and has gone around and paid bills for families of deployed military out of his own pocket.
 

tOSUGrad90

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Yep, delusional WVU fans are incapable of understanding the difference between "idiots" and "failures." Thanks for playing, imbeciles. Congratulations, as you remain proud members of the dumbest fan base in America!
 

WhiteTailEER

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Yep, delusional WVU fans are incapable of understanding the difference between "idiots" and "failures." Thanks for playing, imbeciles. Congratulations, as you remain proud members of the dumbest fan base in America!

You sure you want to go down that road, being a Marshall and TattooU fan?

As far as TattooU goes, we can go clear back to Art Schlichter and probably farther and find no shortage of idiots from that point forward.
 

dave

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I think the faux buckeye fan works in the art department at the local ambulance chaser office. With creative wording like Macadrunk and Vanderjerk, this guy is worth his min wage pay in comedy alone.
 

shortgapwvu

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Yep, delusional WVU fans are incapable of understanding the difference between "idiots" and "failures." Thanks for playing, imbeciles. Congratulations, as you remain proud members of the dumbest fan base in America!

If you legitimately have a license to practice law, you have to be painfully mediocre at it. I have just never spoken to a lawyer who has this much time to be on a message board of a "non rival". Combine that with the inability outsmart anyone on said board, and you have someone too worthless to be an ambulance chaser. Only a fool could see your body of work on here as time well spent.
 

dave

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If you legitimately have a license to practice law, you have to be painfully mediocre at it. I have just never spoken to a lawyer who has this much time to be on a message board of a "non rival". Combine that with the inability outsmart anyone on said board, and you have someone too worthless to be an ambulance chaser. Only a fool could see your body of work on here as time well spent.
I bet a jury would just howl when he calls the plaintiff names. Mary Mcbitchdog should have never had her poodle around my clients pit bull Mr. McClawsandLove your honor.
 

shortgapwvu

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I bet a jury would just howl when he calls the plaintiff names. Mary Mcbitchdog should have never had her poodle around my clients pit bull Mr. McClawsandLove your honor.

I've met quite a few lawyers in my travels. The majority try to maintain a public perception of being the smartest person in the room at all times(but seldom are). Some have sold their soul to Satan, and have spent their entire lives helping horrible people back into society for no other reason than acceptance of their peers. Some are the opposite. They really care about helping people. And there are a few morons who have their own personal lives in such shambles that they get their sleeze and stupidity on everything they touch.
 

shortgapwvu

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I bet a jury would just howl when he calls the plaintiff names. Mary Mcbitchdog should have never had her poodle around my clients pit bull Mr. McClawsandLove your honor.

I've met quite a few lawyers in my travels. The majority try to maintain a public perception of being the smartest person in the room at all times(but seldom are). Some have sold their soul to Satan, and have spent their entire lives helping horrible people back into society for no other reason than acceptance of their peers. Some are the opposite. They really care about helping people. And there are a few morons who have their own personal lives in such shambles that they get their sleeze and stupidity on everything they touch.
 

Mdeer

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I never posted that they were failures, short bus. My obvious point was that they were/are idiots. One might be a total clown, but successful, especially when he's jacked full of PEDs.
What exactly are you doing here ? Never seen a Ohio state guy so obsessed with a non rival .
 

Tonycried2

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I've met quite a few lawyers in my travels. The majority try to maintain a public perception of being the smartest person in the room at all times(but seldom are). Some have sold their soul to Satan, and have spent their entire lives helping horrible people back into society for no other reason than acceptance of their peers. Some are the opposite. They really care about helping people. And there are a few morons who have their own personal lives in such shambles that they get their sleeze and stupidity on everything they touch.
Glad to see the profession held in such high regard!
 

tOSUGrad90

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What exactly are you doing here ? Never seen a Ohio state guy so obsessed with a non rival .
I'm here because your fellow delusional WVU homer fans sob like newborns when I'm not. Very few Ohio State alumni have lived in West Virginia for as long as I have, so I'm uniquely qualified to opine on subjects involving either school. What has become as obvious as an orange cone in Dave's state-owned pick-up truck is that it takes at least 20 delusional WVU homer fans to debate me. Just look at all of my "fans" in this thread....

[roll]
 

Mdeer

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I'm here because your fellow delusional WVU homer fans sob like newborns when I'm not. Very few Ohio State alumni have lived in West Virginia for as long as I have, so I'm uniquely qualified to opine on subjects involving either school. What has become as obvious as an orange cone in Dave's state-owned pick-up truck is that it takes at least 20 delusional WVU homer fans to debate me. Just look at all of my "fans" in this thread....

[roll]
Uh ok
 

30CAT

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tOSUGrad90 = MU fan

No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

Just a two-teamer Herd fan using a "big boy" to shield himself from the humiliation of being a Herd fan.

So sad....
 

dave

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I'm here because your fellow delusional WVU homer fans sob like newborns when I'm not. Very few Ohio State alumni have lived in West Virginia for as long as I have, so I'm uniquely qualified to opine on subjects involving either school. What has become as obvious as an orange cone in Dave's state-owned pick-up truck is that it takes at least 20 delusional WVU homer fans to debate me. Just look at all of my "fans" in this thread....

[roll]
Very few Ohio State fans are actually sad pathetic Marahall fans who need a backup yeam because you cant stand being absolutely owned by WVU. Eat **** loser
 

shortgapwvu

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tOSUGrad90 = MU fan

No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

Just a two-teamer Herd fan using a "big boy" to shield himself from the humiliation of being a Herd fan.

So sad....

Like I said earlier.... He called me shortbus just like one Marshall poster used to. He has been accused of being said poster before. You would think a lawyer would be smarter or have a better temper.
 

tOSUGrad90

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Your tears taste delicious, delusional WVU fans! You've been left with nothing but cries and lies...you're really a Marshall fan...you're really a Marshall fan...you're really a Marshall fan!!! All join hands and shout it because the truth cuts so deeply...you're really a Marshall fan!!!

[roll]
 

shortgapwvu

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Glad to see the profession held in such high regard!

I have heard plenty of lawyers state loudly in public that security clearances, state law, and federal laws don't apply to them because they are a lawyer. It is a sense of entitlement that is inherit in almost every member of that profession I have ever met. It is almost as if they aren't human.

That's why most are calling ******** on this dude. Nobody is buying it because it makes no sense. His web is getting unraveled like any pseudo intelligent lawyer would do to any slack jawed yokel on the stand. If he actually is licensed to practice law, it would make him more pathetic than if he was just some Marshall fan making up a fake profile.
 

old buzzard

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I have heard plenty of lawyers state loudly in public that security clearances, state law, and federal laws don't apply to them because they are a lawyer. It is a sense of entitlement that is inherit in almost every member of that profession I have ever met. It is almost as if they aren't human.

That's why most are calling ******** on this dude. Nobody is buying it because it makes no sense. His web is getting unraveled like any pseudo intelligent lawyer would do to any slack jawed yokel on the stand. If he actually is licensed to practice law, it would make him more pathetic than if he was just some Marshall fan making up a fake profile.

I always had my doubts about him being a lawyer but when he claimed that his ISP number was from a law firm up the street that graciously provided him use of their internet service the cat was out of the bag. What law firm would let someone tap into their internet service, and why would the owner of a law firm (as he claims to be) not have his own internet service?
And then there's the amount of time he spends on this board during business hours when a real lawyer would be working.....

I've never understood why someone feels the need to create a false identity when they come to a message board.
 

eerdoc

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Yep, delusional WVU fans are incapable of understanding the difference between "idiots" and "failures." Thanks for playing, imbeciles. Congratulations, as you remain proud members of the dumbest fan base in America!
And you choose to live on this board with these fans. That makes you of even more questionable intellect (the dearth of which is proven with each of your posts. I truly hesitate to post the obvious about you because I do not know your personal situation and fear you are officially classified as mentally deficient and , thus, stating what is so apparent is truly insulting those with organic mental disease.) Seek help; you truly do need it. Take your idiocy to the OSU boards if they will even allow you to join and participate.
 

shortgapwvu

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I always had my doubts about him being a lawyer but when he claimed that his ISP number was from a law firm up the street that graciously provided him use of their internet service the cat was out of the bag. What law firm would let someone tap into their internet service, and why would the owner of a law firm (as he claims to be) not have his own internet service?
And then there's the amount of time he spends on this board during business hours when a real lawyer would be working.....

I've never understood why someone feels the need to create a false identity when they come to a message board.

It is kind of like ol MichHerd. I catch him in his BS. And I flat out caught him in his BS. He loses his mind and makes up stories about limos, steaks, wine, and models. I block him because he was officially broken, and I am not going to contribute to the fuel that is behind his anger that will eventually bring harm to himself or others. He is in his 50s, and obviously has nobody who cares about him. It is sad.

This lawyer dude.... he is obviously lying. Everything around his time here makes zero sense. He doesn't fit the mold of a lawyer in any way. His story is so stupid and he is too stupid to realize how stupid it is. All he can say is HAHAHAHAHAHA you are all crying LOL.

I agree with you on the posting times. I am currently sitting in Valley Health in Winchester with nothing to do. I am waiting to pick up a friend. I am alternating between Rivals, Amazon, and shopping for new truck tires. What is his excuse today and every day during the week? He is either terrible at his job or lying.