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[Coach34]

Rick Stansbury and sets the basketball schedule

 

[lawdawg02]

as easily as Little Dooey's makes sweet tea.

 

[Sutterkane]

he never loses and wins 40 out of every 35 games.

 

[jamdawg96]

knocked your wife up and delivered the fully developed baby himself in the same day, never concerned at all with your whereabouts because he knew you were too busy arguing with people he hired to talk to you at the hospital.