How would you feel

[BIGDAWG44]

If coach leach coached the first game in a pair of jorts?

 

[bruiser.sixpack]

If coach leach coached the first game in a pair of jorts?

Our Pets’ heads are falling off tonight and you bring up Jorts?

 

[PineGroveBully]

Did we win?

 

[Felonious Junk]

Most of our fans wear jorts so it seems like he would be a fan favorite. Just as long as he paired his jorts with a leather belt with little silver Mstate logos attached around its circumference

 

[MagicDawg]

Jorts and maroon Yeezys... there would be massively entertaining melts and psychological breakdowns.

Just win.

 

[Dawg1976]

He could wear shorts, T-shirt and sandals for all I care.

 

[Requiem For A Dawg]

As long as they aren’t the 14 inch inseam jort version of the khakis that Dan and crew wore I’ll be fine.

 

[StillTbonewannabe]

Most of our fans wear jorts so it seems like he would be a fan favorite. Just as long as he paired his jorts with a leather belt with little silver Mstate logos attached around its circumference

Pair the jorts with maroon suspenders, short sleeve button up, white socks, and sandals.

 

[Shmuley]

As long as he also wears a skull and crossbones bowtie and sandals.

 

[jdbulldog]

Shorts, sandals and do not forget the visor and pencil behind the ear.

 

[RockKickinSandPoundinSOB]

If coach leach coached the first game in a pair of jorts?

Lol I know you’re joking but I don’t give a **** if he coaches naked as long as we win. The whole shorts thing from dumbass State Fans are the same people who think the black jerseys are cursed. Having Bumass Damien Williams playing QB with Shumpert and Holloway in the backfield turns your offense into a Conference USA team.

 

[MaroonOldCrow]

From what I've seen, Leach's preference in shorts is khaki cargos.

 

[MeridianDog]

I understand he has a very hairy belly and has decided to wear cowboy boots and a pink speedo.


Let's just call it hsi TV look.



I could be wrong. I got this from my uncle's poolboy , who seems strangly turned on by the look I described.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Second post about him wearing sandals. Y’all are insane. If you think he wears anything besides all white new balance with a navy N you are wrong.

 

[tatedog]

Not sure if he was in jorts or not, but they would definitely complete this ensemble.

 

[Maroonthirteen]

If coach leach coached the first game in a pair of jorts?

Wear a Puffy Shirt and do rag... I'll allow it.

 

[BIGDAWG44]

Lol I know you’re joking but I don’t give a **** if he coaches naked as long as we win. The whole shorts thing from dumbass State Fans are the same people who think the black jerseys are cursed. Having Bumass Damien Williams playing QB with Shumpert and Holloway in the backfield turns your offense into a Conference USA team.

Maroon jorts white tee cut off with a cowboy belt buckle with white crocs. We win 70-3