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These are the National Guard being deployed to Chicago. Everyone in this picture is a porker. How would they be able to defend anything? Disgraceful. I used to get good evaluations for my fitness when I served. How are you allowed to serve, even in the National Guard, when you have this level of fitness? We have the Gravy Seals here! Meal team 6! LOL

 

itseasyas1-2-3

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These are the National Guard being deployed to Chicago. Everyone in this picture is a porker. How would they be able to defend anything? Disgraceful. I used to get good evaluations for my fitness when I served. How are you allowed to serve, even in the National Guard, when you have this level of fitness? We have the Gravy Seals here! Meal team 6! LOL

First stop is the Chow Hall.
 

litespeedhuskerfan

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"...if we ever get into some really heavy combat, i'll be right behind you every step of the way..."
 
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These are the National Guard being deployed to Chicago. Everyone in this picture is a porker. How would they be able to defend anything? Disgraceful. I used to get good evaluations for my fitness when I served. How are you allowed to serve, even in the National Guard, when you have this level of fitness? We have the Gravy Seals here! Meal team 6! LOL

#armystrong😂
The only arrests they're making are cardiac arrests.
 

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Hesgeth is pretty hot tho.
These are the National Guard being deployed to Chicago. Everyone in this picture is a porker. How would they be able to defend anything? Disgraceful. I used to get good evaluations for my fitness when I served. How are you allowed to serve, even in the National Guard, when you have this level of fitness? We have the Gravy Seals here! Meal team 6! LOL

If/when there is a war, we need small elite units, and a million drones of varying capacities and types...you need a guy in a room with a computer to kill a company of "skinny" soldiers.
 
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These are the National Guard being deployed to Chicago. Everyone in this picture is a porker. How would they be able to defend anything? Disgraceful. I used to get good evaluations for my fitness when I served. How are you allowed to serve, even in the National Guard, when you have this level of fitness? We have the Gravy Seals here! Meal team 6! LOL

It’s the Guard. Truly citizen soldiers with other real jobs. They train on weekends and I guarantee you they could kick the *** of any would be ICE protester. Thank God for the National Guard. ALL of the National Guard I know locally other than the full time officers might be carrying a few extra pounds but there’s no way I would want to F with any of them.
 

Zeke Husker

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Get the **** out of here with the political crap. Huskers about to beat down the turtles on Saturday and you are worried about how heavy a national guard member is.
 

Big bo fan

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These are the National Guard being deployed to Chicago. Everyone in this picture is a porker. How would they be able to defend anything? Disgraceful. I used to get good evaluations for my fitness when I served. How are you allowed to serve, even in the National Guard, when you have this level of fitness? We have the Gravy Seals here! Meal team 6! LOL

They have 9-5 jobs . They aren’t real soldiers. They can do enough to takccare of some dipshit protesting.
 

bigboxes

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Get the **** out of here with the political crap. Huskers about to beat down the turtles on Saturday and you are worried about how heavy a national guard member is.
My post was not about politics. It was about how unfit our National Guard is. It's not acceptable and unprofessional. You're still expected to at least not be obese. When they're called up, they're supposed to be able to do their job, not attempt to find their penis.
 

Zeke Husker

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My post was not about politics. It was about how unfit our National Guard is. It's not acceptable and unprofessional. You're still expected to at least not be obese. When they're called up, they're supposed to be able to do their job, not attempt to find their penis.
Majority of adults are overweight. It’s time to understand what that means for things like national guard, law enforcement and volunteer fire fighters. Boot them out for being obese then there is hardly anyone left to fill those very important roles. I don’t disagree with what you are saying but it’s time to be realistic
 

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They have 9-5 jobs . They aren’t real soldiers. They can do enough to takccare of some dipshit protesting.
Exactly, they are basically adult boy scouts.

When I was a kid there were some NG dudes that would park their NG camo vehicle and hang out playing cards and just dicking around in the parking lot.
 
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These are the National Guard being deployed to Chicago. Everyone in this picture is a porker. How would they be able to defend anything? Disgraceful. I used to get good evaluations for my fitness when I served. How are you allowed to serve, even in the National Guard, when you have this level of fitness? We have the Gravy Seals here! Meal team 6! LOL


You’re a f*cking chucker (a bottom within the homoerotic community)…
Every one of those “public servants” would fu*ck you up the *** with a zero effort.

Best stay in your lane beta…




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If I remember correctly Boxes served in the Navy, so try again?

Lol…lotta fat a$$es served in the navy ( in fact, it’s likely the highest fat-a$$ to non-fat-a$$ ratio of any branch). I mean it goes Marines, Army, Navy/Coast Guard.
I mean Coast Guard & navy are pretty much synonymous.🤣

Love the narrative where if you “served” in the forces, you’re automatically a bad-a$$.

Minimum, 60% of those that serve are non-essential, battle ready personnel (logistic personnel, cooks, janitors, and so on)…and that’s if they even actually served.

You need to stop believing everything, everyone tells you on a message board, and start balancing their words with their claims…99% is complete fabrication, tailored to pump up the OP.

Generally, those in the Armed Forces have their fellow warriors backs, and don’t talk **** about their brothers (approximately 69% of those in the National Guard, served in the regular military). The fact this piece of extrament attempts to diminish others service, tells me everything I need to know.

But hey…you believe what you wish…





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king_kong__

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You need to stop believing everything, everyone tells you on a message board, and start balancing their words with their claims…99% is complete fabrication, tailored to pump up the OP.
I once again find this incredibly ironic coming from you, a guy who claims to be a Stanford educated “partner” in a law firm but also seemingly cannot spell or read.
 
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bigboxes

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Seriously…Let’s see a picture of your fat a$$.

They’re serving their country/fulfilling there contract, while you’re sitting in your moms basement, posting on a college football message board.


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I cardio twice a day and do strength training Monday through Friday. Sometimes I might do a little weights on the weekend. If I don't do anything on the weekend I'm okay with that. I'm 1 1/2 lbs from my Navy weight. I'm at a 31-year low in weight. I'm pretty sure that most people here could not keep up with me including the 20-year-olds.

I didn't post the picture to make fun of people who are serving. I posted The pic to laugh at the pork chop platoon, all of whose members are obese, not just a little overweight. They should be embarrassed that they let themselves go like that. I mean they have to really try hard to do that.
 
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I cardio twice a day and do strength training Monday through Friday. Sometimes I might do a little weights on the weekend. If I don't do anything on the weekend I'm okay with that. I'm 1 1/2 lbs from my Navy weight. I'm at a 31-year low in weight. I'm pretty sure that most people here could not keep up with me including the 20-year-olds.

I didn't post the picture to make fun of people who are serving. I posted The pic to laugh at the pork chop platoon, all of whose members are obese, not just a little overweight. They should be embarrassed that they let themselves go like that. I mean they have to really try hard to do that.

I proclaim you’re nothing but a poser, and from someone who actually served, I would never diminish anyone else’s service to this country…regardless it’s level.

Don’t give two f*cks what workout regiment you have, (super cringe you posted that, & likely fabricated also). Your most definitely a low character individual, and an obvious political hack.

Just like most things in life, the folks that talk the loudest, have accomplished the least.




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bigboxes

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And I don't fabricate anything. I've posted pics of my deployments (including pics of myself) on this board. I'm not a stolen valor guy. I'm just a normal guy who had a chance to see the world. I knew a guy who was trying to eat his way to a discharge and even he didn't look as fat as any of these guys. And I never mentioned politics. This is about being fit for duty. And no, firemen and policemen should have fitness requirements, as well.
 
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And I don't fabricate anything. I've posted pics of my deployments (including pics of myself) on this board. I'm not a stolen valor guy. I'm just a normal guy who had a chance to see the world. I knew a guy who was trying to eat his way to a discharge and even he didn't look as fat as any of these guys. And I never mentioned politics. This is about being fit for duty. And no, firemen and policemen should have fitness requirements, as well.

So why are you trying to diminish others service…Serious question. Never had another brother try to do such a thing. The fact you posted photos and talked up your “service” tells me more about you, and what your truly experienced…”or didn’t”.

Despicable in my view....honestly believe it has a political slant.



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bigboxes

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So why are you trying to diminish others service…Serious question. Never had another brother try to do such a thing. The fact you posted photos and talked up your “service” tells me more about you, and what your truly experienced…”or didn’t”.

Despicable in my view....honestly believe it has a political slant.



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Ok. I've said my piece. Have a great evening!
 

king_kong__

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Lol…The simple fact you are stalking me, proving I’m deep in your head, makes it all worthwhile.

I mean…I didn’t quote you, I didn’t tag you,…why are you here? :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:




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Stalking you?

When you’re not starting threads about me you’re reacting to every single post I make.

again - mirror. Quickly.
 

itseasyas1-2-3

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I once again find this incredibly ironic coming from you, a guy who claims to be a Stanford educated “partner” in a law firm but also seemingly cannot spell or read.
I thought his spelling of extrament was total excrement.
Either he can't spell, will blame his voice text, or doesn't proof read what he writes.
Sounds like the perfect guy to write a legal brief, interrogatories, or conduct a deposition.

res ipsa loquitur
 
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itseasyas1-2-3

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I proclaim you’re nothing but a poser, and from someone who actually served, I would never diminish anyone else’s service to this country…regardless it’s level.

Don’t give two f*cks what workout regiment you have, (super cringe you posted that, & likely fabricated also). Your most definitely a low character individual, and an obvious political hack.

Just like most things in life, the folks that talk the loudest, have accomplished the least.




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I looked up Webster's description of low character. "An individual who begs and tries to bribe fellow board members to ban a potential incoming person from joining a free message board."
 

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Lol…lotta fat a$$es served in the navy ( in fact, it’s likely the highest fat-a$$ to non-fat-a$$ ratio of any branch). I mean it goes Marines, Army, Navy/Coast Guard.
I mean Coast Guard & navy are pretty much synonymous.🤣

Love the narrative where if you “served” in the forces, you’re automatically a bad-a$$.

Minimum, 60% of those that serve are non-essential, battle ready personnel (logistic personnel, cooks, janitors, and so on)…and that’s if they even actually served.

You need to stop believing everything, everyone tells you on a message board, and start balancing their words with their claims…99% is complete fabrication, tailored to pump up the OP.

Generally, those in the Armed Forces have their fellow warriors backs, and don’t talk **** about their brothers (approximately 69% of those in the National Guard, served in the regular military). The fact this piece of extrament attempts to diminish others service, tells me everything I need to know.

But hey…you believe what you wish…





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Gets on high horse about others seemingly diminishing people who served … then proceeds to diminish others who have served.

Tells others they should post picture of their fat-asses and says they are out of shape. OP says what he does to workout, that he manages his weight and has in fact posted pics of himself … immediately calls him a liar.

If this is any indication of how you navigate life, I’m throughly impressed at any success you have had and I mean that as a compliment.