High Noon Is Coming

[lordshieldpacal]

Well folks. It is T-minus 14 hours and counting. Clemson just beat the snot out of Oklahoma, but I enjoyed all of the compliments the sportscasters were giving Tennessee for playing Oklahoma so tight until the last few seconds in double overtime---when we were a much worse team than we are now.

Who is going to win this game between Tennessee and Northwestern at HIGH NOON tomorrow? The truth. The whole truth. And nothing but the truth. I do not know---and neither do you. All of the bravado on both sides is just that----belches of hot air signifying nothing.

The players alone will decide. After a million wasted words for four weeks---that is the bottom line truth. Let's tee it up at high noon---and may the team that is hungriest and working hardest and wanting it the most WIN.

I have to go back to the Alabama vs. Michigan State game now. Remember---no hillbilly jokes---it is bad luck for people who wear purple.

 

[Gocatsgo2003]

I sure hope our boys don't have the gall to speak ill of your Vols.

 

[PowellVolz]

Well folks. It is T-minus 14 hours and counting. Clemson just beat the snot out of Oklahoma, but I enjoyed all of the compliments the sportscasters were giving Tennessee for playing Oklahoma so tight until the last few seconds in double overtime---when we were a much worse team than we are now.

Who is going to win this game between Tennessee and Northwestern at HIGH NOON tomorrow? The truth. The whole truth. And nothing but the truth. I do not know---and neither do you. All of the bravado on both sides is just that----belches of hot air signifying nothing.

The players alone will decide. After a million wasted words for four weeks---that is the bottom line truth. Let's tee it up at high noon---and may the team that is hungriest and working hardest and wanting it the most WIN.

I have to go back to the Alabama vs. Michigan State game now. Remember---no hillbilly jokes---it is bad luck for people who wear purple.

Do you see the talent difference between MSU and Alabama?

 

[Hungry Jack]

Shield,

You complain like a jilted debutante to a local TV station about all the Wildcat meanies saying nasty things to you, and then proceed to pintificate on multiple occasions on how all the bluster is just wasting electrons and has no bearing on the outcome. Except that hillbilly jokes and references to a certain James Dickey novel might incite the football Gods to punish NU.

What convoluted line of reasoning explains this sequence of arguments? I'd have an easier time making sense of Miley Cyrus' wardrobe criteria. Or perhaps I should inhale exhaust fumes from the Hubbard Street tunnel for 30 minutes during rush hour before reading your posts.

 

[PowellVolz]

Shield,

You complain like a jilted debutante to a local TV station about all the Wildcat meanies saying nasty things to you, and then proceed to pintificate on multiple occasions on how all the bluster is just wasting electrons and has no bearing on the outcome. Except that hillbilly jokes and references to a certain James Dickey novel might incite the football Gods to punish NU.

What convoluted line of reasoning explains this sequence of arguments? I'd have an easier time making sense of Miley Cyrus' wardrobe criteria. Or perhaps I should inhale exhaust fumes from the Hubbard Street tunnel for 30 minutes during rush hour before reading your posts.

 

[lordshieldpacal]

Good job PowellVOLZ. I hope that rumor about Hurd being injured is not true. Jancek? I had just as soon see him go---not very impressed with what he has done---meaning someone else could probably do better.

 

[lordshieldpacal]

Shield,

You complain like a jilted debutante to a local TV station about all the Wildcat meanies saying nasty things to you, and then proceed to pintificate on multiple occasions on how all the bluster is just wasting electrons and has no bearing on the outcome. Except that hillbilly jokes and references to a certain James Dickey novel might incite the football Gods to punish NU.

What convoluted line of reasoning explains this sequence of arguments? I'd have an easier time making sense of Miley Cyrus' wardrobe criteria. Or perhaps I should inhale exhaust fumes from the Hubbard Street tunnel for 30 minutes during rush hour before reading your posts.

It is just my club foot talking---being handicapped makes me a little crazy sometimes. I hope you do not mind too much. If your mom's name was Sak K'uk, and you had to live in East Tennessee where everyone else is named Jennifer or Monica, or Katy---you would be a little FU too.

Have a good time tomorrow and drink one for me.

 

[Mr. Stupor]

Wait a second... So after all this super fan crapola, you're not even going to the game? LOL!

All this bluster and you can't cobble together a few C-Notes for gas money, a crappy hotel (since that's all you undoubtedly know since that's all the South has....) and a scalped ticket?

Seriously? Don't gas stations take food stamps down your way?