God will get us through this!

Shamoan

Redshirt
Jun 27, 2013
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i wonder if the pope is interested in a pay raise. We could use some NCAA immunity, plus, no wife to hate Starkville.
 
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121Josey

Redshirt
Oct 30, 2012
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They have finally made it big. The T$UNil jokes got the biggest laugh on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show.
 

coach66

Junior
Mar 5, 2009
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Do I detect progress in the levels of grief

Wow, that board is amazing
 

tatedog

Redshirt
Mar 28, 2015
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I almost feel sorry for them. Then I think about the 300 lb heifer in the red sweater I sat next to watching the Egg Bowl yelling at Dak to "get up and quit faking hurt."
 

coach66

Junior
Mar 5, 2009
12,693
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Sooner or later he's gonna cut you down. Even 300Lb

powdered and perfumed heifers with cheap bourbon
on their breath but it can go on for a long time.
 

dawgstudent

Heisman
Apr 15, 2003
39,522
19,171
113
I would have guessed this was a troll but then I read that for 144 months the poster has been a premium member.
 

coach66

Junior
Mar 5, 2009
12,693
318
83
You do realize you may have been in the presence of a Ginny Pig instead of

A heifer, heifers are leg hummer acronyms.
 

Drebin

Heisman
Aug 22, 2012
21,706
25,386
113
I would have guessed this was a troll but then I read that for 144 months the poster has been a premium member.


Those tears are going to be delicious.

 

T-TownDawgg

All-Conference
Nov 4, 2015
4,616
4,431
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"And the Lord said unto me, 'Offer up on the altar seven male virgin bulldogs that have never heard the sound of a cowbell, turn thine faces to the ground and whisper "hoddy toddy" in Hebrew with thine backs tuned to the southeast, where the godless hedonistic masses revel in the misery of the downtrodden chosen ones." -Freezus
 

Mjoelner

All-Conference
Sep 2, 2006
2,686
1,160
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And thou shall seal off thine face and within the seal thou shall inhale the fragrance of earth. 1st Tun$il, Chapter 4:20.
 

patdog

Heisman
May 28, 2007
57,164
26,793
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I think Yancy tried to say guinea pig and misspelled it in something he wrote about the Waynesboro accusations. And the woman who "tutored" Powe and is at the forefront of the accusations is names Ginny. So now, ginny pig is a new unofficial entry in the SPS lexicon.
 

GloryDawg

Heisman
Mar 3, 2005
19,564
16,951
113
I wonder if they know god really don't give a **** about football? He's got to many other things to handle then Ole Miss Football.
 

HD6

Sophomore
Apr 8, 2003
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108
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And when they did ask him did thou taketh the payment from thine coach, he said onto them "Verily."