Greetings SPSers, I'm your host Sterling Archer and today we are traveling to the bayous of Louisiana to observe the wild, loud LSU fan. Although these fellows are a uncouth bunch, their food is second to none.
Their main call is "TIGAH BAIT", which will bring about other purple and clad folk that look much like the example below.
Also when together they release a potent pheromone that is comparable to a mixture of cabbage and corndogs. Scientists have now bottled this obnoxious scent to be sold in convenience stores on the corners of local gator huntin' communities
You can also spot these Acadians by their strange spelling of words that end in "o". Go=Geaux, how they came up with these bastardized spelling of english is as murky as the swamps of their home state. It seems to be a trend of their fans painting their poor, poor fourlegged friends before cooking them for a feast to feed the masses in Red Stick:
Prepare yourself my fellow Marooners. They are coming. They are loud. They will be drunk as me on a bender because Woodhouse still doesn't know how to poach a 17ing egg. Get ready for the carnies, sadly they aren't bringing cheaply and dangerously assembled rides, to arrive in Starkvegas for an *** kickin' at Davis Wade Stadium. Hail 17ing State.
Their main call is "TIGAH BAIT", which will bring about other purple and clad folk that look much like the example below.
Also when together they release a potent pheromone that is comparable to a mixture of cabbage and corndogs. Scientists have now bottled this obnoxious scent to be sold in convenience stores on the corners of local gator huntin' communities
You can also spot these Acadians by their strange spelling of words that end in "o". Go=Geaux, how they came up with these bastardized spelling of english is as murky as the swamps of their home state. It seems to be a trend of their fans painting their poor, poor fourlegged friends before cooking them for a feast to feed the masses in Red Stick:
Prepare yourself my fellow Marooners. They are coming. They are loud. They will be drunk as me on a bender because Woodhouse still doesn't know how to poach a 17ing egg. Get ready for the carnies, sadly they aren't bringing cheaply and dangerously assembled rides, to arrive in Starkvegas for an *** kickin' at Davis Wade Stadium. Hail 17ing State.
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