Frost & Albert's Convo

[Antwill]

I'm betting it was, "Scott, I like you and believe in you, but this isn't working. Bring me a detailed plan on your vision for the program, what you're going to do to get there, who you're willing to give up and what you're willing to give up, and we'll see if it makes sense to keep you here."

 

[redfanusa]

Trev: "Scott, as you know, three wins is not good enough at Nebraska."
Scott: "A lot of teams would be thrilled to have three wins right now."
Trev: "You are right. Rather than fire you, I am going to work on restructuring your contract."
Scott: "Thanks, that way I can get back to recruiting the nation's 78th best class."
Trev: "What do you think about firing a few assistants, just to get the fans off of our back."
Scott: "That sounds positively swell."
Trev: "We still on for happy hour tonight?"

 

[JOHNNY N]

Trev: "Scott, as you know, three wins is not good enough at Nebraska."
Scott: "A lot of teams would be thrilled to have three wins right now."
Trev: "You are right. Rather than fire you, I am going to work on restructuring your contract."
Scott: "Thanks, that way I can get back to recruiting the nation's 78th best class."
Trev: "What do you think about firing a few assistants, just to get the fans off of our back."
Scott: "That sounds positively swell."
Trev: "We still on for happy hour tonight?"

That's probably not how that conversation went.

 

[Redscarlet]

Trev: "Scott, as you know, three wins is not good enough at Nebraska."
Scott: "A lot of teams would be thrilled to have three wins right now."
Trev: "You are right. Rather than fire you, I am going to work on restructuring your contract."
Scott: "Thanks, that way I can get back to recruiting the nation's 78th best class."
Trev: "What do you think about firing a few assistants, just to get the fans off of our back."
Scott: "That sounds positively swell."
Trev: "We still on for happy hour tonight?"

Don’t quit your day job… You suck as a comedian..

 

[ThunderPhillips_rivals499044]

A lot of slurping noises probably .