Dak Is So Great (what you got)

[MeridianDog]

Dak is so great the Pope runs decisions by him.


(sorry if Germans)

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

And he has a solid team around him.

 

[parabrave]

Chuck Norris

Asks Dak for permission to go to the bathroom.

 

[Toby Nash]

A rattlesnake once bit Dak. After 5 days off excruciating pain, the snake died.

 

[Digging dog]

Bear = Stud.

 

[Toby Nash]

When a tree falls in the forest and no one is there, Dak hears it

 

[lazlow]

Declines US Presidency.....claims that the CIA cannot guard him

 

[SignalToNoise]

Did I ever tell you about the time Dak took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Dak takes me into a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Dak yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!

To Dak Prescott!

 

[BELdog]

The bulls of Paloma run from Dak.

 

[Lurker.sixpack]

The meat refuses to fall out of Daks tacos...

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Dak rises in the east and sets in the west.

 

[Macthebulldogfan]

Les Miles eats Dak's grASS.