Could we all pitch in?

[BugsAreQualityProtein]

And get Tiger Woods an Uber? He’s only a billionaire you know

 

[Jost Van Dyke]

And get Tiger Woods an Uber? He’s only a billionaire you know

I know, right? Why does any multi gazillionaire ever get into trouble driving? Hire a driver!

 

[Spectrumalaska]

He likes blondes with lower and lower morals. I suggest he dump the Trump and tag with Brittney Spears. They are made for each other. They can play rock-paper-scissors on who drives.

 

[king_kong__]

We used to be a proper country

you think when Frank sanatra got pulled over after drinking a gallon of scotch and driving to his mistress’s condo his picture would be all over the news?

no f’ing way. Two crisp 50s would earn him a police escort.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

Tiger is one of the most unlikable people in the sports world for a while now.