Conversation with my eight-year-old

[SmellyCat]

I'm trying to get him off video games and eat something.

Me: They are more important things than video games.
Him: No.
Me: What about food? Shelter? Love? Family?
Him: No.
Me: What about Northwestern football?
Him: They're number 2.

 

[NCPurplecat]

Does he play all night and chat on line till dawn. Just hope NU football stays number 2 as we need as many Cat fans as possible.

 

[phatcat_rivals223240]

Does he play all night and chat on line till dawn. Just hope NU football stays number 2 as we need as many Cat fans as possible.

Wait - does he mean they PLAYED LIKE #2?