Congrats on keeping Coach Dude.

HerdChemist89

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Looks like more White Russians / Red Bulls will be consumed in Morgen Towne. He will eventually saunter all hung over into six instawins ( Man, Texas sucks ) and now you are stuck with him forever. And ever.

Six wins is currently good enough for The Ears. I mean, its right before Thanksgiving and you still have to cream-off a win from your fellow bottom dwellers to make it to six (6) wins.. ( all by design, of course )...but, rest assured, a meaningless Toilet awaits your program on some mid-December Thursday afternoon. Which, you will prolly lose. That'll be good enough. Every. Single. Year. From. Now. On. Forever. The. End.

BTW, Coach Dude looked puking hung-over ( * again * ) yesterday. Why is it that he always looks so ill ?

Herd Peoples wanna know. What happened to The Glory Days of the Big East ?

My how things have changed.

[laughing]
 

dave

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It sucks playing second fiddle to WVU and having to eat more words than my mom eats dick. I wish I could be a WVU alum but unfortunately I got c's and lots and lots and lots of d's in high school so I obviously went to Marshall.

FIFY
 

doneagain

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Mar 12, 2004
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Looks like more White Russians / Red Bulls will be consumed in Morgen Towne. He will eventually saunter all hung over into six instawins ( Man, Texas sucks ) and now you are stuck with him forever. And ever.

Six wins is currently good enough for The Ears. I mean, its right before Thanksgiving and you still have to cream-off a win from your fellow bottom dwellers to make it to six (6) wins.. ( all by design, of course )...but, rest assured, a meaningless Toilet awaits your program on some mid-December Thursday afternoon. Which, you will prolly lose. That'll be good enough. Every. Single. Year. From. Now. On. Forever. The. End.

BTW, Coach Dude looked puking hung-over ( * again * ) yesterday. Why is it that he always looks so ill ?

Herd Peoples wanna know. What happened to The Glory Days of the Big East ?

My how things have changed.

[laughing]

Enlighten me on how they have changed? You mean our program still has a seat at the table and yours doesn't? You mean how we host programs like Oklahoma and Texas and you guys brag about beating a 2-win Purdue? You mean like how we will always go to a more appealing bowl with a higher payout against a more interesting opponent than you ever will? You mean like how you couldn't get game day to come to your stadium even after trying to profit and extort on the deaths of 75 people, yet WVU has already hosted them twice and done so due to our performance on the field as opposed to exploiting a tragedy? You mean how on a bad attendance day for a WVU game, we still get 20k more fans show up for our games than Marshall does any given week?

Should I go on?
 

Stone_Cold

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Sep 1, 2001
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Looks like more White Russians / Red Bulls will be consumed in Morgen Towne. He will eventually saunter all hung over into six instawins ( Man, Texas sucks ) and now you are stuck with him forever. And ever.

Six wins is currently good enough for The Ears. I mean, its right before Thanksgiving and you still have to cream-off a win from your fellow bottom dwellers to make it to six (6) wins.. ( all by design, of course )...but, rest assured, a meaningless Toilet awaits your program on some mid-December Thursday afternoon. Which, you will prolly lose. That'll be good enough. Every. Single. Year. From. Now. On. Forever. The. End.

BTW, Coach Dude looked puking hung-over ( * again * ) yesterday. Why is it that he always looks so ill ?

Herd Peoples wanna know. What happened to The Glory Days of the Big East ?

My how things have changed.

[laughing]
not many coaches can lose to MTSU and Ohio and keep their job. But Doc can. I bet Bob Pruett shakes his head at herd fans these days.
 
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congratulations on sucking....8-2 and you suck and nobody cares......we're 5-4 and you're 8-2 and we would absolutely obliterate you on ANY field........the fact is that deep down inside you KNOW it's true and it just eats you up....conversely you must come here and whine....if that makes you feel better then go for it......8-2 and irrelevant......same as it ever was
 

dolemitebmf

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Looks like more White Russians / Red Bulls will be consumed in Morgen Towne. He will eventually saunter all hung over into six instawins ( Man, Texas sucks ) and now you are stuck with him forever. And ever.

Six wins is currently good enough for The Ears. I mean, its right before Thanksgiving and you still have to cream-off a win from your fellow bottom dwellers to make it to six (6) wins.. ( all by design, of course )...but, rest assured, a meaningless Toilet awaits your program on some mid-December Thursday afternoon. Which, you will prolly lose. That'll be good enough. Every. Single. Year. From. Now. On. Forever. The. End.

BTW, Coach Dude looked puking hung-over ( * again * ) yesterday. Why is it that he always looks so ill ?

Herd Peoples wanna know. What happened to The Glory Days of the Big East ?

My how things have changed.

[laughing]
Congrats on keeping Coach Crazy Eyes. All he had to do was beat #103 Ohio U and #90 Middle Tennessee, and he could have possibility gotten out of that cesspool...
 
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"I'm just proud of the fans for showing up today. As you can see this is huge crowd for us and the boys got a little stage fright. Also if you need meth-- give my brother a call. He's got the best meth in the Tri-state area. That's the only thing Doc Holiday guarantees. Well that and the herd is not afraid to back down from a challenge."

-Duuuuuur