Can anyone name a bigger MSU

[missouridawg]

Sporting day than March 22nd, 2020?

both basketball teams playing for entry into the Sweet 16. Men’s baseball team going for the sweep against LSU. Maineri’s ***** *** got ejected in the 9th inning of a 8-2 game arguing balls and strikes. He’s 2 for 2 on ejections. I bet he gets his third tomorrow once he realizes the sweep in inevitable. Bednar threw really well. Westburg and Rowdey both with 3 hits on the day. Cerantola on the bump tomorrow.

Get your grills and beverages ready

 

[Madison Swinger]

You need to get laid

 

[missouridawg]

You need to get laid

Last night. And again tonight. She’s in the wine already.

We have a clear opportunity to win some nattys right in front of us. And I plan on being there when it happens.

 

[Sickdawg]

Ahh I see your fictionalizing events in your own life as well now

 

[missouridawg]

Ahh I see your fictionalizing events in your own life as well now

Not only this, but she also enjoyed it and I didn’t finish early.

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

Thanks for the beautiful lie to help us through the tough times, MissouriRobertoBenigniDawg.***

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[T-TownDawgg]

Missouridawg is the guy in the Chernobyl series who's running the power plant when it 17ing blows up.

"I saw graphite, comrade. My balls are shriveling."

"No you didnt; everything's fine you nitwit."

 

[QuaoarsKing]

I had to stop following Joe Lunardi on Twitter for stuff like this. It's just too sore of a subject to find funny or enjoyable for me.

 

[missouridawg]

Missouridawg is the guy in the Chernobyl series who's running the power plant when it 17ing blows up.

"I saw graphite, comrade. My balls are shriveling."

"No you didnt; everything's fine you nitwit."

The gauge only read 3.6 roentgen!

 

[missouridawg]

Ahh I see your fictionalizing events in your own life as well now

Nm

 

[T-TownDawgg]

"Funny, 3.6 is the maximum reading"

Ironic, isn't it? This virus is bad, but it's nothing compared to Chernobyl. Or WWII. Or the plague. Or Vietnam. It's not good, but holy ****, if Capitalism can't survive a 2-3 month shutdown, we were doing it wrong.