As the dawg house burns..

[Lettucexxxx]

I havnt watched a bowl game sober, yet.
I think the John deer wooly booger gasgorrila chainsaw for a dick bowl comes on today at 3. Y’all got a winner for that one?

I butterflied some fresh mallard breast the other night.....beautiful non frozen ruby red meat.

Duck Fajitas is what come of it.

Slice the thin breast long ways, soak in redwine for 4-5 hours....put your veggies on the flat...regular stir fry veggies plus jalapeños.....take your duck and sear, don’t over cook, 45 seconds on hot seat is plenty.

Warm you up some flour tortillas ( unless you are truly from Mexico, then use your corn tortillas)

Have you some bacon cut up into bacon bits. Apply to your fajita. Don’t be a ******* idiot and go crazy on the bacon tho. We are eating duck.

warm up some cream cheese in a coffee mug. That **** is weird in the microwave.

drizzle the inside of fajita with said cheese......it gets clumpy so smear or plop it..... Or you can inject into a bigger fajita....or a burrito even?!

drizzle some of your favorite syrup on the rolled fajita. Give it a glaze.

bonus: I like to draw a “17” with Sriracha onto my plate

enjoy bowll season, hiccup

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

No mention of your drink of choice.

Ban him!

 

[TheStateUofMS]

I took the under 49 in the gasgorrila bowl Miami vs La Tech.

Sounds like a great recipe. Can't forget the Siracha 17. Also don't forget your depends man. You know what I mean.

 

[Lettucexxxx]

Think ima just take Latech straight up.

good luck

 

[TheStateUofMS]

The Miami boards all think they will lose and Miami grads at work think they will lose. I look at it like I do with SPS: when virtually everyone is negative the opposite seems to happen. When it's this negative, I've been using the phrase "SixPackSpeak Pessimism Index" to describe how low our fans feel in during Miss St athletics low points and often times that's a "bottoming" indicator and I'm seeing the same for Miami fans.

Regardless, I took the Under 49, so I just want it to be low scoring. I'm hoping for a good game to watch.

Don't forget those depends brother. Your meal sets you up to be able to **** through a screen door and never hit a wire.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

I've got an Instant Pot due in tomorrow...

any suggesting what to do with it?

(Please be nice)

 

[missouridawg]

any suggesting what to do with it?

(Please be nice)

First, put on your costas with croakies.

Second, in a yeti cooler with a yeti sticker on it, marinade the following ingredients for 17 hours:
1 mole cricket
1 bottle of dales
1 set of season tickets for 2020
1 fractured eye socket (go to the graveyard and dig one up, fracture it yourself if you have to)
1 suspension notice
5 wins in 2 seasons that JoMo cost us

After 17 hours, dump ingredients into Instant Pot and simmer on low heat until the bowl game ends. Only eat if we rush more than we pass. If we pass more than we rush, go back to the graveyard and pour it on the dead guy whose head you punched to get the fractured eye socket.

 

[TheStateUofMS]

Got my girlfriend that for Christmas earlier this month for her meal preps. She loves it.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I’ve had one for 6 months and haven’t used it. No idea what to do with it.

Also, started intermittent fasting on Monday. Maybe I have a cold or something, but it makes my throat and sinus’ sore. I’m ok in the mornings as far as headaches and hunger. Probably have about 15-20 ounces of coffee. Maybe that’s causing the sore sinus’

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Maybe you should try the Sea Salt Flush

(better be in good health to start that)

 

[Antonio Brown's Foot]

I prefer the coffee weight loss formula