Anybody tried injecting Lysol yet?

[rumsearch]

Assuming you’re still around, are you COVID19 symptom free?

 

[DAWG61]

Tanning beds are probably more effective plus you get a sweet Jersey tan like DJ Pauly D

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Ate a handful of tide pods earlier. I rarely have to wipe.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

It’s a great way to lose weight as well. **

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Meh, nothing a bowl of Colon Blow can't fix

 

[Dawg_4_lifes]

Been free basing Bleach and hand sanitizer all month. Lost my teeth but healthy as a mule

 

[thatsbaseball]

Krystals will do the same thing **

 

[aTotal360]

This clinical trial proves its working.

 

[MaxwellSmart]

Krystals will do the same thing **

Do that followed by Taco Bell in the same 24 hours and you'll cleanse everything from your system.

 

[Dawgbite]

Makes a damn good Mojito.

 

[codeDawg]

I was short of breath yesterday so I put a flashlight up my butt and this morning I feel amazing. Everyone sick should try this. What do you have to lose?

 

[Felonious Junk]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/ente...stina-cuomos-bleach-baths-methods/3017294001/

Looks like Cuomo’s wife is in big support

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

Ya'll don't know ****.
Lysol injections have been around longer than Hydroxychloroquine... Perfectly safe if you use the right injection method.


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In case you can't read the type, these are ads blaming women for failed marriages because of stinky cooters. Douching with Lysol could help..


ETA: I found these ads a few weeks ago when I cleaned some **** with Lysol and it burned my hands up like it was battery acid. I was trying to see if it can burn skin and it does.

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

I'm still eating Tide pods, but I'm always the last to pick up on trendy things...I'll drink Lysol and watch "Tiger Queen?" next year.***

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[jdbulldog]

I gargle with it every morning

 

[DAWG61]

Nancy too busy blowing up hurricanes with bombs to drink bleach like Trump said

 

[QuadrupleOption]

Assuming you’re still around, are you COVID19 symptom free?

I did. It killed me. Very inconvenient.

 

[PBRME]

Yes. My farts smell like chemical potpourri, and I swear my penis got bigger overnight. No clue it’s effect on Covid19.

 

[Raiderdawg.sixpack]

When I was a postdoc, there was another postdoc that would wipe us face and head (he was bald) with 10% bleach every time he got out of the BSL3 containment lab. We thought he was absolutely nuts. It now seems he was apparently a genius ahead of his time.**

 

[Pars]

he forgot to add ** you guys

 

[DoggieDaddy13]

Thanks, Man. I just put it in my ear.... and nothing. Now I know.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Do you have to take zinc with the lysol? And does it have to be brand name lysol or generic?

 

[was21]

Mutt the Hoople got banned

 

[ColoradoDawg]

Shut up Libtard. It was joke. That's why the onion wrote this one month ago.

https://local.theonion.com/man-just...urce=Twitter&utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF

 

[codeDawg]

Shut up Libtard. It was joke. That's why the onion wrote this one month ago.

https://local.theonion.com/man-just...urce=Twitter&utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF

These idiots just don’t get it. I mean, if I’m dying of this virus, I’m going to try it! People need hope at times like these and all these negative media lovers just want to bash the president. The president is up there putting up hope and and ideas while everybody else is scared at home.

I take a huff of Lysol every time I go to Home Depot. I’m sleeping in a tanning bed every night and I have never felt better! Bill Gates can kiss my tanned ***!

(^^^ not the onion, do not try at home)

 

[Pars]

He’s just so stupid.