Another Auburn Athletic Department Hire

[HammerOfTheDogs]

http://www.theonion.com/article/girl-dating-star-recruit-thrilled-to-learn-auburn--36109
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[FONT=gandhi_serifregular]SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEFMay 23, 2014
VOL 50 ISSUE 20 Sports · College ·College Football ·Sports Culture

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AUBURN, AL—Explaining that the opportunity is simply too good to pass up, 18-year-old Kendra Howard, who is currently dating one of the country's most coveted high school quarterbacks, expressed her excitement to reporters Friday upon learning of a new employment opening that just happened to become available at Auburn University’s athletic department. “They just approached me out of nowhere, but it’s perfect timing since I’m about to graduate high school and could really use a good job,” said Howard, adding that the 30-hour-a-week salaried position comes with a 401(k) plan and a generous benefits package. “They didn’t really mention what I would be doing, but they said that I’m exactly what they’re looking for and that I’d be a great fit for the position. And the best part is I’ll be on the same campus as Brian once he starts practice in the summer, which is such a lucky coincidence.” Howard added that she is also looking forward to seeing the familiar face of her boyfriend’s high school football coach, who will reportedly be joining the Tigers as their new quality control specialist in the fall.


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[KeyserSoze1999]

Supposedly Harbaugh is bringing the Maize and Blue down to Tuscaloosa---things just keep breaking Auburn's way.**

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[RocketDawg]

Both are funny, but not beyond the realm of possibility. It it had been OM instead of Auburn it would be more believable. Or would it .... ?

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

I wouldn't be surprised by any antics at this point. I did find the story that Marcus Dupree told the Dan La Batard show funny and shocking---they were talking to him about recruiting crazy stories and they asked Marcus to tell one of his recruitment stories. So Marcus Dupree told about being offered his own oil well by a Texas booster, but Marcus said that he himself was so naive back then that he thought the guy was going to make him work on the oil well. Marcus told his Mom, I am not gonna have enough time between school work and football to work on an oil well---I don't wanna go to Texas!

 

[jakldawg]

Art imitates life:
Jim Harbaugh Has Michigan On the Friends and Family Recruiting Plan.
The Cam Newton jokes pretty much write themselves after reading this.

 

[RocketDawg]

So hiring Nkemdiche's dad at the medical center may have been legitimate, or NCAA-acceptable?

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

At least he knew what he was going to be doing at his new job.

.Wow!