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TarHeelEer

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Chick was uppity, I could tell it from the getgo. But she had a fear of flying. Storms around, we hit some strong turbulence, and she gripped me, the seat, whatever she could find. So that started a conversation.

So what happened was, she is a lobbyist/lawyer. She flies from KY to DC, Boston, etc., testifying and is one of those that writes the bills. The current one she was working on is the Criminal Reformation Bill slowly making its way through. She said McConnel is going to put it up for a vote, which she didn't expect. I could tell she was a lefty, but she wasn't giving a whole lot. But, maybe all those lobbyist aren't so bad. She wasn't a moe or a country, she had a head on her shoulders, and was trying to do the right thing.
 
DvlDog4WVU

DvlDog4WVU

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TarHeelEer said:
Chick was uppity, I could tell it from the getgo. But she had a fear of flying. Storms around, we hit some strong turbulence, and she gripped me, the seat, whatever she could find. So that started a conversation.

So what happened was, she is a lobbyist/lawyer. She flies from KY to DC, Boston, etc., testifying and is one of those that writes the bills. The current one she was working on is the Criminal Reformation Bill slowly making its way through. She said McConnel is going to put it up for a vote, which she didn't expect. I could tell she was a lefty, but she wasn't giving a whole lot. But, maybe all those lobbyist aren't so bad. She wasn't a moe or a country, she had a head on her shoulders, and was trying to do the right thing.
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You got a handy from a leftist huh? Good on ya.
 
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bamaEER

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TarHeelEer said:
Chick was uppity, I could tell it from the getgo. But she had a fear of flying. Storms around, we hit some strong turbulence, and she gripped me, the seat, whatever she could find......
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You could have done so much with this story from this very point.
 
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WVUCOOPER

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Dec 10, 2002
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TarHeelEer said:
Chick was uppity, I could tell it from the getgo. But she had a fear of flying. Storms around, we hit some strong turbulence, and she gripped me, the seat, whatever she could find. So that started a conversation.

So what happened was, she is a lobbyist/lawyer. She flies from KY to DC, Boston, etc., testifying and is one of those that writes the bills. The current one she was working on is the Criminal Reformation Bill slowly making its way through. She said McConnel is going to put it up for a vote, which she didn't expect. I could tell she was a lefty, but she wasn't giving a whole lot. But, maybe all those lobbyist aren't so bad. She wasn't a moe or a country, she had a head on her shoulders, and was trying to do the right thing.
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No standing ovation from the rest of the passengers? Knox was better at this.
 
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CpEER

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May 29, 2001
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Worst Dear Penthouse letter ever.

“She grabbed my arm. Her grip was strong but gentle. My mind wandered. Wondering what that hand would feel like if she wasn’t a looney lib hell bent on destroying our great country....”
 
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TarHeelEer

Freshman
Dec 15, 2002
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Boring stories from boring peeps. Scrimmage today was more interesting. Good news: Our defense rocks. Sad news: My best receiver broke his arm. Time to regroup already.
 
EEReverent

EEReverent

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TarHeelEer said:
Chick was uppity, I could tell it from the getgo. But she had a fear of flying. Storms around, we hit some strong turbulence, and she gripped me, the seat, whatever she could find. So that started a conversation.

So what happened was, she is a lobbyist/lawyer. She flies from KY to DC, Boston, etc., testifying and is one of those that writes the bills. The current one she was working on is the Criminal Reformation Bill slowly making its way through. She said McConnel is going to put it up for a vote, which she didn't expect. I could tell she was a lefty, but she wasn't giving a whole lot. But, maybe all those lobbyist aren't so bad. She wasn't a moe or a country, she had a head on her shoulders, and was trying to do the right thing.
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Boomboom521

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TarHeelEer said:
Chick was uppity, I could tell it from the getgo. But she had a fear of flying. Storms around, we hit some strong turbulence, and she gripped me, the seat, whatever she could find. So that started a conversation.

So what happened was, she is a lobbyist/lawyer. She flies from KY to DC, Boston, etc., testifying and is one of those that writes the bills. The current one she was working on is the Criminal Reformation Bill slowly making its way through. She said McConnel is going to put it up for a vote, which she didn't expect. I could tell she was a lefty, but she wasn't giving a whole lot. But, maybe all those lobbyist aren't so bad. She wasn't a moe or a country, she had a head on her shoulders, and was trying to do the right thing.
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Why is that so surprising?
 
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TarHeelEer

Freshman
Dec 15, 2002
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wvu2007 said:
You ever read a keyser76 post?
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Not to mention

  • Senate Dems trying to torpedo a SCOTUS nomination and ruin a man over false allegations
  • Torpedoing a pillar of the community over yet to be substantiated allegations due to Senate campaign (Roy Moore)
  • Having a PR apparatus of Perkins/Coie->Fusion GPS exist in the first place, let alone all of the linkage with the DOJ, sending information back and forth, creating a dossier from Russian hearsay kompromat. This ad paid for by Hillary Clinton campaign for president
  • Menendez
  • Schumer
  • Schiff
  • Pelosi
  • Hillary, Huma, Mills, Weiner, et al.
Dems don't have a good track record for trying to do the right thing.
 
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TarHeelEer

Freshman
Dec 15, 2002
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redo:

Chick was homely, had no style, and didn't live in a classy neighborhood. And she had a fear of flying. Storms around, we hit some strong turbulence, and she grabbed my leg. I turned to her and said, if you like that, you should see my t-shirt. She smiled, looked me over, and asked my room or her room.

Then she started talking. And talking, and talking. She told me she is a lobbyist/lawyer. She flies from KY to DC, Boston, etc., testifying and is one of those that writes the bills. The current one she was working on is the Criminal Reformation Bill slowly making its way through. She said McConnel is going to put it up for a vote, which she didn't expect. I could tell she was a lefty, but she wasn't giving a whole lot. But, maybe all those lobbyist aren't so bad. She wasn't a moe or a country, she had a head on her shoulders, and was trying to do the right thing.

After listening to her drone on, I couldn't take it any longer. She begged to be a part of my life. I told her to get lost. I went to my room and watched my old Reebok Enforcers film, and then stalked conservatives on the OT board.
 
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Mntneer

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Oct 7, 2001
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TarHeelEer said:
redo:

Chick was homely, had no style, and didn't live in a classy neighborhood. And she had a fear of flying. Storms around, we hit some strong turbulence, and she grabbed my leg. I turned to her and said, if you like that, you should see my t-shirt. She smiled, looked me over, and asked my room or her room.

Then she started talking. And talking, and talking. She told me she is a lobbyist/lawyer. She flies from KY to DC, Boston, etc., testifying and is one of those that writes the bills. The current one she was working on is the Criminal Reformation Bill slowly making its way through. She said McConnel is going to put it up for a vote, which she didn't expect. I could tell she was a lefty, but she wasn't giving a whole lot. But, maybe all those lobbyist aren't so bad. She wasn't a moe or a country, she had a head on her shoulders, and was trying to do the right thing.

After listening to her drone on, I couldn't take it any longer. She begged to be a part of my life. I told her to get lost. I went to my room and watched my old Reebok Enforcers film, and then stalked conservatives on the OT board.
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Better.... much much better.... Hans.
 
DvlDog4WVU

DvlDog4WVU

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TarHeelEer said:
redo:

Chick was homely, had no style, and didn't live in a classy neighborhood. And she had a fear of flying. Storms around, we hit some strong turbulence, and she grabbed my leg. I turned to her and said, if you like that, you should see my t-shirt. She smiled, looked me over, and asked my room or her room.

Then she started talking. And talking, and talking. She told me she is a lobbyist/lawyer. She flies from KY to DC, Boston, etc., testifying and is one of those that writes the bills. The current one she was working on is the Criminal Reformation Bill slowly making its way through. She said McConnel is going to put it up for a vote, which she didn't expect. I could tell she was a lefty, but she wasn't giving a whole lot. But, maybe all those lobbyist aren't so bad. She wasn't a moe or a country, she had a head on her shoulders, and was trying to do the right thing.

After listening to her drone on, I couldn't take it any longer. She begged to be a part of my life. I told her to get lost. I went to my room and watched my old Reebok Enforcers film, and then stalked conservatives on the OT board.
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“So? Did you *** or what?”
 
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