10 wins bitches

mtn1neernwv

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LMAO!!!! Beat your chest!! Who did mooU beat? Keep your pathetic schedule and beat your chest!! Comedy GOLD!!!
 

SwamiEER

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Make all of the excuses you want. You'd take a 10 win season any day

This shows how small time you and your program are - period. Pounding your chest over this slate trying to convince yourself of your might.

A really bad Purdue team
Norfolk St.
Kent State
Old Dominion
Southern Miss
FAU
North Texas
UNCC
FIU
UConn

And let's not forget about the LOSSES to MTSU, The mighty Ohio Bobcats and of course that national powerhouse that is WKU (sorry if the very mention of them made you wet your pants a little)

Ten wins against ALL (did I say ALL?) Group of 5 teams and one really, really bad P5 team and not ranked even 25th. Last year 13 wins and ranked 25th. Wake up and smell the coffee. Buy a freaking clue of your place in the world of college sports. Wait, I'm wrong, you're right. I'm sure the SEC, ACC, Big Ten, Big 12 and PAC 12 are lighting up the phone lines to Huntington now BEGGING moo U to join their conferences.

Who could blame them. Make sure you post when y'all decide which Power 5 conference you decide to go to since you dictate terms.





 

MikeRafone

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The worst mistake Marshall ever made was leaving the MAC. That league has a long history and tradition that ensured some national respect. Marshall played better programs in the Southern Conference than it does in the current CUSA.
 
Jan 4, 2003
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Make all of the excuses you want. You'd take a 10 win season any day
if we were forced to play that schedule we'd give up football.....you bragging about 10 wins is like the little boy who came home from the baseball game crying.....his daddy said "what's wrong?'...and he replied..." I had a no hitter going till the big boys got out of school"....take your 10 jv wins and your little bowl trophy to Huntington and shut up....that's the best you'll EVER do...... 0-12.....0-12.....0-12
 

TIREPUNK

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The worst mistake Marshall ever made was leaving the MAC. That league has a long history and tradition that ensured some national respect. Marshall played better programs in the Southern Conference than it does in the current CUSA.
I believe they were kicked out for cheating....
 

dolemitebmf

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I believe they were kicked out for cheating....
That was the first time. The second time, Marshall left for CUSA in the time frame where all the decent football teams were leaving CUSA. Now, it is basically a IAA conference...
 

banker6796

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It's funny, when they were running the graphic over and over on ESPN about this being our 3rd consecutive 10+ win season it never mentioned our strength of schedule. When they mentioned this was our 5th consecutive bowl win they never mentioned who we had beaten.

You know that Marshall, Boise, and NIU are the only G5 teams to have 3 or more consecutive years of double digit win seasons? Marshall and Boise have done it twice actually.

What's something wvu has accomplished among P5 teams that only a couple of other teams at their level have accomplished? How have you distinguished yourself in football in any way in the 100 plus years you've been playing? The answer to that is that you haven't. You are P5 conference filler, destined to a future of meaningless mediocrity, that's it.
 

mtn1neernwv

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banker please stop!!!...so every team should schedule like mooU...get 10 wins over nobody and not get ranked? That would make for some exciting FB!
 
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It's funny, when they were running the graphic over and over on ESPN about this being our 3rd consecutive 10+ win season it never mentioned our strength of schedule. When they mentioned this was our 5th consecutive bowl win they never mentioned who we had beaten.

You know that Marshall, Boise, and NIU are the only G5 teams to have 3 or more consecutive years of double digit win seasons? Marshall and Boise have done it twice actually.

What's something wvu has accomplished among P5 teams that only a couple of other teams at their level have accomplished? How have you distinguished yourself in football in any way in the 100 plus years you've been playing? The answer to that is that you haven't. You are P5 conference filler, destined to a future of meaningless mediocrity, that's it.
had they mentioned your strength of schedule people would have puked in their beverage and immediately turned off the tube to clean up and switch the channel to Shark Tank.....and you should know about meaningless mediocrity....it's the front page of your media guide
 

doneagain

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It's funny, when they were running the graphic over and over on ESPN about this being our 3rd consecutive 10+ win season it never mentioned our strength of schedule. When they mentioned this was our 5th consecutive bowl win they never mentioned who we had beaten.

You know that Marshall, Boise, and NIU are the only G5 teams to have 3 or more consecutive years of double digit win seasons? Marshall and Boise have done it twice actually.

What's something wvu has accomplished among P5 teams that only a couple of other teams at their level have accomplished? How have you distinguished yourself in football in any way in the 100 plus years you've been playing? The answer to that is that you haven't. You are P5 conference filler, destined to a future of meaningless mediocrity, that's it.

Statistically, nobody in the country gives a ****.
 

banker6796

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No one in the Universe outside of Huntington, WV even knows of Marshall football.

Not a very solid first attempt. Going to have to up your game.

So I assume you live in Huntington, WV along with every other poster on this board?
 

Herd Stinks

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I'm certain the knucklehead Banker and his Herd followers believe that to be true. Afterall, Marshall's name did get mentioned one day on ESPN. Herd ignorance is remarkable.
 
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BurninDownTheCouch

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Why do they call one section of FBS "POWER" 5? And, the remaining schools just a "Group"? They segregated them just like they did D1 and D1aa. Comparing the two as it pertains to records or SOS is ridiculous and myopic.
 
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This thread is Comedy Gold. It moved status to Comedy Gold when banker told another poster they needed to "up their game". Sure, it was funny when he tried to point to the herds football, uh... prowess, but then to pretend like he was bringing the smack... this is what this board is all about. Thanks banker for bringing your attempt at smack over here.
 

dave

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What's something wvu has accomplished among P5 teams that only a couple of other teams at their level have accomplished? How have you distinguished yourself in football in any way in the 100 plus years you've been playing? The answer to that is that you haven't. You are P5 conference filler, destined to a future of meaningless mediocrity, that's it.

Only 23 P5 teams have a 0.5975 all time winning percentage or better.

Only 11 teams have 3 or more BCS wins. Only one of those 11 teams was undefeated in the BCS.

The answer is there. You are wrong again.
 

doneagain

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Only 23 P5 teams have a 0.5975 all time winning percentage or better.

Only 11 teams have 3 or more BCS wins. Only one of those 11 teams was undefeated in the BCS.

The answer is there. You are wrong again.

Statistics only count when banker came up with them, and even then only when they are unfavorable to WVU.