Store Owners Get Creative at French Riots

PrestonyteParrot · Tuesday at 5:39 PM

"Satire Alert"

French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By

FRANCE — French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave their property unscathed.

babylonbee.com

I4CtheFuture · Tuesday at 5:45 PM

It might be satire, but it's actually a great idea

Lurker123 · Tuesday at 6:16 PM

Did you guys know.....

Dabo's Weenie · Tuesday at 7:03 PM

Lurker123 said:
Did you guys know.....

Lurker123 · Tuesday at 7:14 PM

Dabo's Weenie said:

Well, the Babylon Bee is actually a satire site. Its not really a real news site.

Dabo's Weenie · Tuesday at 7:24 PM

Lurker123 said:
Well, the Babylon Bee is actually a satire site. Its not really a real news site.

Deathstar · 2026-10-21T05:54:03-0500

Probably wish they had a Bushmaster instead of hams...

18IsTheMan · 2026-10-21T09:08:21-0500

That whole thing is fascinating. The French are just standing by while their country is burned down. The PM won’t say a word against the rioters who are destroying Paris. Baffling.

Dabo's Weenie · 2026-10-21T09:15:30-0500

18IsTheMan said:
That whole thing is fascinating. The French are just standing by while their country is burned down. The PM won’t say a word against the rioters who are destroying Paris. Baffling.

They're only doing nothing because they're out of white flags to wave.

PrestonyteParrot · 2026-10-21T09:36:45-0500

18IsTheMan said:
That whole thing is fascinating. The French are just standing by while their country is burned down. The PM won’t say a word against the rioters who are destroying Paris. Baffling.

Coming to a country near you if we don't help Trump put a stop to it.

Gamecock Jacque · 2026-10-21T09:39:27-0500

18IsTheMan said:
That whole thing is fascinating. The French are just standing by while their country is burned down. The PM won’t say a word against the rioters who are destroying Paris. Baffling.

Macron has actually "fled" France and is currently in Qatar.

Lurker123 · 2026-10-21T10:08:47-0500

Gamecock Jacque said:
Macron has actually "fled" France and is currently in Qatar.

And claimed much of ehat we are seeing is AI.

He's literally doing the meme of "nothing to see here".

Gamecock Jacque · 2026-10-21T10:12:04-0500

Lurker123 said:
And claimed much of ehat we are seeing is AI.

He's literally doing the meme of "nothing to see here".

But getting out of dodge at the same time.

Deathstar · 2026-10-21T10:59:13-0500

They were trying to do the same thing here until Trump got elected. They were well on their way to achieving the destruction on Western Culture and the great replacement. They? The New World Order, Soros Open Society Foundation, Walton Foundation, Rockafeller Foundation, Red Cross, Bloomberg, Catholic Charities, Ford Foundation, Code Pink and other Singham funded groups, The World Economic Forum, etc...

JohnnySolo · 2026-10-21T14:18:06-0500

I don't know. Looked mostly like black kids to me. I'm sure they'll take the ham on the way out. Then give you a low rating if the ham wasn't to their satisfaction.

18IsTheMan · 2026-10-22T06:23:34-0500

PrestonyteParrot said:
Coming to a country near you if we don't help Trump put a stop to it.

Well, I guess it's probably already here. We actually elect people to Congress who are not from here and say that they hate this country.

PrestonyteParrot · 2026-10-22T06:40:58-0500

Lurker123 said:
And claimed much of ehat we are seeing is AI.

He's literally doing the meme of "nothing to see here".

or "somebody did something"

18IsTheMan · 2026-10-22T11:50:23-0500

Ilhan Omar when asked by MSNBC if there was any truth to the claim that she married her brother: "Not to my knowledge" lol

Lurker123 · 2026-10-22T11:52:00-0500

18IsTheMan said:
Ilhan Omar when asked by MSNBC if there was any truth to the claim that she married her brother: "Not to my knowledge" lol

Lmao

What a confidence inspiring answer.

18IsTheMan · 2026-10-22T12:01:23-0500

Lurker123 said:
Lmao

What a confidence inspiring answer.

I would think out of all possible questions in the universe "did you marry your sibling?" would be near the top of the list for being able to definitively answer "yes" or "no".

Not to my knowledge is almost more disturbing than "yes".

Hal9000 · 2026-10-22T12:08:04-0500

PrestonyteParrot said:
"Satire Alert"

French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By

FRANCE — French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave their property unscathed.

babylonbee.com

that is actually pretty creative

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